Funeral Slam Poems

Blink at your peril just incase it passes
you bye

Putin is on the war path to Ukraine

As if you miss it , it won't be back...

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Whence misty eye's are in the 
shortest of supply on tepid day's

Pop the cork on that vintage
finest magnum brut champagne
you we're saving for a special
occasion

And...

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An old wives tale of modern day

Say's do not eat before you swim

So why are cookies compulsory in order
to surf the web ?

A plethora of...

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I heard the news today,
Oh Boy

About another Terrorist Attack

That stopped the press

Just another opportunity for all to say

I wonder what made them do it ?

What...

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The lady down the lane

Who resides at Cottage Number 19 

The Ambulance just took away


I did not know her actual name

Nor where she came from

If...

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Child killers
Sexual abuses

A wife beaten to a pulp
Becuase her husband was drunk

Someone's Grandmother
Robbed to provide a junkies fix

A war vetran 
Conned out of his life...

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Come rain or shine
The children of Penny Lane
Gather to play and while away
At Lady Madonna

Out polishing her front doorstep
Day by day
On her run down council...

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One-third off,
sixty-six percent marked down quality
At the voting booth bazaar,
base gypsy thoughts are belly dancing 
around your capitalist-veiled head
You like what that smiling politician said;
promising...

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Please don't cry over my casket 
For I am not there 
Please don't cry at my grave 
My soul has been set free 
I know...

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Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.

Trade unionists bounce along...

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Let the Deicide commence.

You're a voyeur at best!
Your vampiric heart is beating out of your chest!
And you have slayed the ones whom would love you...

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I wanna drink Tequila with some Mexicans
and smoke ganja with some Jamaicans
and get high

I wanna dance in Africa
and kiss the sun in the Serengeti 
and...

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As I look at the whites of your eyes
I feel horror, fear rumbling inside me.

I grind my teeth together when I see you walking.

I fear...

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Slayer of dreams and reality 
Bow down to his Therion Majesty
Vowed to Be beyond Spiritual Supremacy,
But too Frail, but too Weak,
Were these words  of...

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Introduction: This isn't about anyone in specific. Just some possible rap lyrics I may use. I put almost all my anger in to this. Enjoy!:D


The...

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