Humorous Simple Poems
These Humorous Simple poems are examples of Simple poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Simple Humorous poems written by international poets.
Vacationing RayThere once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay
*I...
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simple, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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simple, feelings, food, how i
Zodiac Goth
All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry
*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...
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simple, dark, gothic, how i
If You're Ever in CreweThere was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
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simple, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
Bad InfluencesBike to ramp and from ramp to tree
In just a second you can feel the hit
Hanging midair is a time of glee
Adrenaline rush with teeth...
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simple, childhood, friendship, funny, humorous,
Dastardly the Deviant DemonDastardly the deviant demon
has been depressed and despondent.
Despite that, downstairs in his dank dungeon,
he decisively decided,
to devise a despicable design.
Departing from...
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simple, death, fantasy, fun, humorous,
The Teeny Weeny ArachnidThe teeny weeny arachnid
crawled up my dingy wall.
Little did he know
this would turn into a brawl.
Then I grabbed a shoe
held it high above my head.
And...
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simple, 1st grade, animal, childhood,
My TerrierI sat at my desk, watching my terrier paw pillows
on my bed in order to make a nest.
I said to my terrier, "If I had...
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simple, animal, care, dog, humorous,
Writertee shirts
drink mugs
published...
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simple, light, silly, writing,
Bumbly BeesI loves … I loves …
Bumbly Bees,
With skinny legs
And big fat knees.
With golden rings
And black ones too,
They buzzy buzz
As all bees do.
They hover low
As...
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simple, flower, funny, funny love,
Simple Lessons To LearnFor a productive learning
of life in this world,
let's sleep with constructive
ideas...
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simple, allusion, humorous, life, metaphor,
A Simple Woman and MeShe was actually simple,
a woman,
simple,
she just loved
the best,
simply...
her common look
was enchanted
with all beauty...
a brilliant
splendid,
a eternal
diamond...
Of the music she loved
the splendid...
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simple, allegory, extended metaphor, humorous,
A Simple ThoughtThe color of my house
does not define me.
The color of my car
does not define me.
The...
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simple, funny, humor, humorous,
Love Is a Shining Coinlove is a shining coin.
only one,
of high or low
denomination.
see its two sides:
what is said
and
what is done.
spin it now and call
and we’ll find out
which...
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simple, friendship, humorous, imagery, integrity,
The Twelfth of NeverThe twelfth of never, ...
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Categories:
cute, peace, simple, solitude,