Wife Silly Poems

They say all men need a hero.
Mine lived primarily on gorp.
So, listen long and listen slow
To the sad tale of Oglethorpe.

He was bigger than a...

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I've been feeling happy lately,
But my happiness is dull.
Maybe it's because I've not done things,
That were supposed to be done.
Lately I've been dodging bullets,
Never meeting...

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Hungry vultures; there were ten, just sitting in a tree
One fell out and bit the dust while my wife made my tea

Hungry vultures; there were...

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I am a philosopher
Of great mental acumen
I like to blow my own trumpet
As nobody seems to mention

While enlightening people
Of all hues, I think not twice
Morning...

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“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses”
if a couple is next to a screen
and there is no screaming from me
except in excitement at my...

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It’s Sunday afternoon and several of us, Leong, Sunny, Anna, Lisa and her new BF Dave (well, he isn’t ‘new,’ he’s 26) and I are...

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Horton smelled a Who, what about Hortense
  Did she have that special female 'sixth sense'
     It seems she was lacking
...

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This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
	he said please shut up
	he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!

(caveat: no endorsement...

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the fun snow was cold 
snow family we did build 
hot chocolate time 

 

Date Written:12/29/2022 

5 Place

Ice, Snow or Frost Haiku Contest 
Sponsored by: Tania...

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The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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I heard the towel call my name;
its tone was rather dry.
“She saw you dripping on the floor,
your wife would surely die.”

I wondered what made it...

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Delicate topic here
Got prepositioned
Yeah, was online, but
An awkward position

Commenter asked me
If I needed one
Encouragement, yes,
Perhaps “poem well done?”

But then she got specific
Like “over” and “under”
My...

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Do footles ever fournicate?
From two come more, and soon there’s eight
The image conjured up ain’t great
Them spondees, trochees on a date

Gosh, aren’t they cute? They’re...

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My wife was laughing as she looked
At my front teeth while she cooked
Half an olive on my gums
The other half was on my thumbs.

So I...

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