Success Silly Poems

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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Silly things sometimes emanate in amazing success.
Silly people by mistake disclose secrets and confess.

           ...

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Poop stuck in the hole
push to purge without success
Get me the vise grips!


Inspired by, I do do give credit to Jan Allison.

I hope this is...

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Everyone loves the Turtle Dove.
Our hearts thrum for the Hummingbird!
But have you heard of the Humphingbird?
With each failure and success 
He exhibits neither joy nor...

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The problem with Friday’s
Is as I do my emails
I forget how to spell Wednesday
And all my confidence fails

It’s a perplexing condition
When you can’t figure out...

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much of the same
but why complain
at least I know
whats going on
what is this
I must have missed
let me check to
see whats wrong
a simple thing
that aint strange
let...

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there once was a sly swimmer bloke
whose manners were sure to provoke
	his form was unique
	a brand new technique
he mastered the women’s breaststroke...

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Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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Ever gone to throw an axe?
You’ll love it if you try.
Grip the handle and relax,
Standing firm into your tracks,
Release and let it fly.

Over end, the...

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JOE VERSUS THE RACCOON 
By Kate H. Stark


Each night ‘twas the same old proverbial shout. 
“Hey Joe, will you please take the garbage bags out?”

Joe...

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Only time will tell the outcome of this rhyme,
Whether it will succeed in the nick of time.
So better safe than sorry, as they say,
A good...

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Making love is like a trip to the bakery
Sweet like pastry without the calories
Use spoons over forks and knives
It is like a ship with sails...

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GIRL GOES GALLIVANTING 

A precarious quest taken alone 
In search of that 'unique identity',
She's gallivanting around, on her own 
In ecstasy, from city to city,

Heeding...

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A voice in a room squashed the silence
Efforts of action were darkened by menace 
She rejected the urge of a soul leaving
Body presence was all...

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Wer curthing in a briney brew
All gurglin’ such a slimy stew
Did mousey chap a laddle tilt
And fill his fizzog til owt it spewt.

Poor butcherin was...

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