Stress Silly Poems
These Stress Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Stress. These are the best examples of Silly Stress poems written by international poets.
Kitchen Knife HygieneFinally, my blood began to coagulate.
I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight;
And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's...
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food, funny, horror, silly,
'Silly' Me“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” -...
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silly, confidence, growing up, happiness,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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silly, feelings, food, how i
The Unluckiest Day of the YearJanuary 2nd is the unluckiest day of the year.
It's when all the bad things happen, I fear.
The holidays are over, the bills are due.
The weather...
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silly, day, emotions, endurance, hope,
CompartmentalizationCOMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...
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funny, hilarious, old, silly,
The HumphingbirdEveryone loves the Turtle Dove.
Our hearts thrum for the Hummingbird!
But have you heard of the Humphingbird?
With each failure and success
He exhibits neither joy nor...
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animal, bird, humorous, silly,
Palpable AversionIt’s pure as fresh snow
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.
A beluga whale, the milky...
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silly, color, funny, hate, how
Load Under Stress
Computing a load-bearing tensile,
A math guy sought writing utensils.
He’d bought cheese and ate it,
Was now constipated,
But worked it all out with a pencil.
...
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math, silly,
If Only I KnewNever again will I get in a canoe
In the middle of a dark swamp if I only knew
My dog suddenly jumped out causing me to...
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silly, halloween, scary,
Sipping Strawberry ShakesSamantha Sloan is sophisticated and somewhat successful
Surprisingly, she struggles when situations seem stressful
So, she saw a syndrome specialist, Dr. Sabrina Shortcakes.
She simply suggested sipping succulent...
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silly,
It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire AccentIT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.
I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...
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silly, crazy, food, funny, hilarious,
Wear Hip Boots In VeniceWear hip boots while visiting Venice
A huge rainfall caused a postponement of tennis
Driving the express
Causes much stress
Keep the windows closed to avoid wetness...
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silly,
Umbrella TroublesI had another Mr. Bean moment this morning. It was pouring down rain and I left my umbrella in the car so I had to...
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silly, crazy, giggle, humor, humorous,
I Think I Just Ate a Whole CakeMy goodness, did I just eat that whole cake?
Perhaps I am dreaming-pinch
Nope, I’m awake
Pepperidge Farm you are so wrong
I didn’t realize my will power...
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food, humor, silly, stress,
Another Cup of TeaWe’re going on a shopping spree, the wife and I this day,
The only question on my mind ‘how long I need to stay?’
‘Let’s go our...
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humorous, silly,