Rose Silly Poems

True person .This was written for a friend about a lost friend. 
Last night I was provided with a list of everything that was 
to...

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Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
	His big rheumy nose
	was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!...

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A single rose he gave to me
as sweet a gesture as could be.
	My roommate grinned with guile
	as she tried to hide her smile. 
Eleven roses,...

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Someone had called him the Dame Tamer.
Rugged good looks made him no shamer.
	Alone, he wore a pink rose
	and a gold ring through his nose.
His close...

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Henry VIII
Henry VIII king of England, he had six wives,
Half of which had rather shorter lives.
Three died, two divorced and the last was glad by...

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Spiffy spiders in a bag.
Each was donning a top hat.
Each was holding a bright flag.
	Just what do you make of that?

The top hats were silken...

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i do supposes...
raindrops on roses
are too wet for noses
when walking i goes-es...

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"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"*

But would you stop to sniff a rose labeled Stinky Athletes' Feet?!...

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If a pickle brings a paddle
To a party in the fall,
And the court is colored umber
And it looks just like the ball,
Would you relish the...

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Haphazardly, yet dastardly  
Chaotic but organized, that bastard, he
With vengeance unjust and supersized
In an earthquake, he is the aftershock
You think it’s done, but wait!...

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The sign read, "Just a nickel
for every party pickle
to buy some pumpernickel."
The wait in line did trickle.

For tasty party nibble-
place bread upon the griddle.
For sure,...

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I’m riding on Victoria
like Ferdinand Magellan;
I’ve got this strange conception
that Carnegie’s my melon.
I’m tickling the ivory;
I’m keying like a felon.
Sure, I’m a tad inflated,
but I...

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Her gentle features, delicate 
                    ...

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Anna's boyfriend comes from France
Stars in her eyes from French romance.

Now our boyfriends are all homegrown
We want a French kiss the seeds are sown.

Alain is...

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I got out the root beer to have a drink.
I poured it in a glass over by the sink.

By accident I went too fast.
I poured...

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