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Retirement Silly Poems

These Retirement Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Retirement. These are the best examples of Silly Retirement poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Going Back Forwards
going back forwards
step up to sit down
laughing with a frown
being lost to be found

outsmarting em by being dumb
wishing for wishes but never wishing one
playing the...

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Categories: fun, satire, silly,

Premium Member Snow
the fun snow was cold 
snow family we did build 
hot chocolate time 

 

Date Written:12/29/2022 

5 Place

Ice, Snow or Frost Haiku Contest 
Sponsored by: Tania...

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Categories: silly, cute, fun, humor, kid,
Premium Member A December Memento
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: silly, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,
Premium Member Potting Shed Redux
The Taj Mahal will one day fall,
They’ll build and tear down three more malls,
But one thing here when Jesus calls:
My wife’s new potting shed.

The concrete...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: garden, retirement, silly,
Premium Member Al Senate Primary
Morris Jackson “Mo” Brooks
To a senate race looks;
Trump has rescinded,
Chances now ended?

Katie Britt
Makes my teeth grit.
Oh well, God bless her,
Shelby successor.

Mike Durant
Vote issue, recants
Some say...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: political, silly,

Premium Member Retirement
dog catcher ferguson jeeves

found a new job raking leaves

since he turned eighty one

neighbors now have more fun

hes no longer spreading fleas.
...

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Categories: silly, autumn, dog, funny, giggle,
Premium Member Wild Ride
It happened when I stepped inside,                                 "When I let one...

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Categories: cute, funny, humor, silly,
Premium Member The House
The house,                                               ...

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Categories: silly, flower, house, humor, sea,
Premium Member Humor
Humor, humor where did you go,                   ...

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Categories: silly, cry, funny, happy, humor,
Premium Member Pareidolia
Pareidolia you just come and go,                   ...

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Categories: silly, books, crazy, funny, humorous,
Baseball Everywhere
Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told

Their...

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© I.B. Rimon  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, angel, childhood, death of
Zuni
from the book WOW! TATTOO MY BUTT -
MORE MAD POEMS AND VERSE BY NICK
By Nick Armbrister
 


Zuni
I'm the defective detective.
I marvel at the whiteness of...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, nonsense, silly,
From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - E Pluribum Anus
RIPAE BENI DEAU VER

In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/president-to-attend-pope-francis-s-installation-mass#komentarji


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language...

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Categories: silly, angel, angst, art, bible,
The Story of a Fat Black Cat
The fat black cat was lazy.--but he was loved. 
He had a favourite place to sleep--up above. 
High up in the ganghut tree--  on...

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Categories: funnydog, cat, dog, silly,

Book: Shattered Sighs