Religion Silly Poems
These Religion Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Religion. These are the best examples of Silly Religion poems written by international poets.
The Problem With Friday'sThe problem with Friday’s
Is as I do my emails
I forget how to spell Wednesday
And all my confidence fails
It’s a perplexing condition
When you can’t figure out...
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Categories:
silly, appreciation, memory, motivation, moving
HamSome people say a man is made out of ham
I say he's made out of mussel and clam
Mussel and clam, oyster and crab,
Spread like a...
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Categories:
silly, animal, death, food, parody,
Silly PeopleJust pretend a baby in the womb isn't a baby at all
Just pretend America is evil and deserves to fall
Just pretend we have no borders...
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silly, america, political, society,
Angry Birds Tell the TruthAuthors Note: Warning! If you are a serious person do not continue reading this. If you expose this poem to direct sunlight it...
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bird, silly,
A Reapers MachineHot white harvest
a bone dry land
years have been spent building
this reapers Machine on desolate Sand
American madness
An empire of a dream,...
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silly, adventure, allegory, america, art,
PotatoPotato – (almost didactic)
Let your potato grow
Water it monthly in Earth like soil
Become one with the potato
Keep it out of...
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food, mystery, silly, trust,
Upon My Two KneesGosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
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silly, death, funeral, funny, humor,
If You Were GodSomeone asked "If you were god what would you do differently?"
I knew instantly what I'd do.
I'd make people stretchier so they could be short or...
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silly, allah, god, humor, imagination,
Satan's Outcasts - SatireHeaven offers tickets to any citizen
Adhering to good behaviour, as Richard
...
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silly, angel, angst, betrayal, character,
A Good ConfessionA boy steps into the confessional booth at church and kneels. The old priest is fast asleep and snoring behind the screen partition as...
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silly, abuse, fantasy, religion, sin,
The Ten CommandmentsThe Ten Commandments
1. Don't pick your scabs.
2. Don't put anything in your ear except your elbow.
3. Pee before you go to bed.
4. Pick up your...
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Categories:
silly, children, funny, humor, parents,
Saint Peyote of the Buttoned Down ShirtPray for us St. Mushroom of the Holy Sin
Keep our fingers free from sticky things
And safe from anxiety of the open hole
In the middle...
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Categories:
silly, appreciation, corruption, food, forgiveness,
Cosmic RespectIT'S SAID A FEW HUNDRED MILLION YEARS AGO
I WAS LIVING IN THE SEA
I HAD NO LEGS TO WALK
I COULDN'T EVEN TALK
I WAS JUST A SEA...
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Categories:
silly, creation, eve, garden, gospel,
Irish History LessonAn Army of soldiers from Prussia
Were ordered to add P to Russia
But down fell the snow
Where they stood to go
So Saint Patrick preached, "Let God...
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Categories:
silly, history, international, ireland, religion,
Jesus In the PizzaJesus In The Pizza
Clearly we see Jesus in the old pizza crust
His image carved neatly in wall cracks
Concrete thoughts for concrete steps
Sidewalk images reflect his...
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Categories:
silly, appreciation, celebrity, food, imagination,