Marriage Silly Poems

“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses”
if a couple is next to a screen
and there is no screaming from me
except in excitement at my...

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I thought I'd met 
my perfect life partner 
but it turned out 
her favorite song was 
My Name is McNamara 
I'm the Leader of the...

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I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee
Because it might frustrate my Eternity

On account of my nephrolithiasis,
I'd rather not have to take a whiz

Plus the...

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Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!

Then...

You and I, 
and the garlic bread!



A. Foster, Ann...

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The Cat

It is late, 
nearly half-past nine. 
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud. 
I need to buy another. 
This...

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Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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U

It is cool here. 
Is it hot there?
You have not written. 
I have not received...
a letter.

Do you think of me?
I remember you. 
I can not...

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Swap... and Shop!

"Stop", I say,
it is today, 
the best place, 
to spend time, 
especially so, 
if you only have
a dime. 

This and that, 
some of...

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her snores echo around
our cozy bed chamber
I'm wakened by the sound
thinking we're in danger

just 'tis a spouse so pretty
I keep my husband's poise
how can one...

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Joe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
	he tried very hard
	always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe...

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Limericks III - Grab Bag

Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:

Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not...

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If I were a carnival barker
And you were the fat lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my mule-faced baby....

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Gifts of Air and Water

A little more money, 
and I could buy…
exactly what my kid wanted. 
Yet I found, 
that it may not be, 
exactly...

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Sunflowers in Winter

I planted seeds, at the wrong time,
never thinking they would come up. 
Why would I do that? 
Hope, faith, joy, and ultimately…
God.

He told...

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