Christmas Silly Poems
These Christmas Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Silly Christmas poems written by international poets.
Christmas Gift Ideas, Maybe?Some gifts were great for yesteryear
But with a face lift they can reappear
Like that good old soap on a rope
Can now be: may I have...
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Categories:
christmas, giving, silly,
Nicholaus
A jolly old elf named Nicolaus
had all the elves in a frightful fuss
he played with the toys
for good girls and boys
and left the workshop in...
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Categories:
silly, boy, celebration, children, christmas,
Santas silly sniftersBright eyed red nosed reindeer,
Raring frantically to go,
Waiting for that iconic signal,
A belting “ho ho ho”.
Flying gifts down children’s chimneys,
One house two house three house...
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Categories:
silly, christmas,
Mistletoe
mistletoe season ~
time to pucker up and kiss
the dung on a stick...
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Categories:
silly, celebration, christmas, december, funny,
A Different LightBats and snakes, make no mistakes
...
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Categories:
silly, beautiful, cute, family, fantasy,
Christmas Card To My Boss
We write to you, your elfin crew,
To wish you joy and cheer!
For Christmas is upon us now -
The climax of our year.
We've toiled together -...
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Categories:
christmas, metaphor, silly, tribute,
Stinky PeteMy Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that...
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Categories:
silly, drink, friendship, hero, humorous,
Wally World Or Walmart1. As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother?
a. You look for kind words in the book section
b. You search through...
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Categories:
silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Snowthe fun snow was cold
snow family we did build
hot chocolate time
Date Written:12/29/2022
5 Place
Ice, Snow or Frost Haiku Contest
Sponsored by: Tania...
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Categories:
silly, cute, fun, humor, kid,
MuskExcuse me if I come across as brusque,
but you exude a certain pungent musk,
as though you’ve grown up with the wildebeests,
or recently discovered ancient yeasts.
And...
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Categories:
nonsense, silly,
Santa's KneeClimbing onto Santa's knee
didn’t fill me with Christmas glee
for his suit was wet
and it wasn't just sweat
‘cause it smelt a lot like pee.
(Limerick)
12/18/2022
A Funny Santa...
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Categories:
silly, anxiety, christmas, funny, hilarious,
A December MementoThe pink polka-dot nightgown, ...
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Categories:
silly, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,
Christmas Toys For ChildrenChristmas
Holds
Rich
Inspiration
Selecting
Toys
Making
Awesome
Surprises
Too
Often
You
Supply
Faded
Ordinary
Resolutions
Combine
Hysterical
Items
Like
Dinos
Reciting
English
Novels!
December 11, 2022
Contest: Christmas Poetry Contest - Acrostic
Sponsor: Bobby May...
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Categories:
funny, silly, write,
Snow GoThere once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
But Jolly Saint Nick,
well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to...
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Categories:
silly, christmas, funny, giggle, holiday,
LoserThere once was a pudgy old elf
he loaded the toys from the shelf
filled the sleigh full
too heavy to pull
needed to lose half of...
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Categories:
silly, christmas, funny, giggle, humor,