Short Wath Poems

GEOLOGICAL    HUMOUR


A   geologist respondent  called  Smith

Answered the  newspaper  job-list  herewith

“Man wanted as a  field geologist” with

Great  skill at  at finding a batholith

Or sometimes an occasional  laccolith.

But his geologic skill was only a myth.

Unlike my  geologic  kin and  kith,

Instead of being a man,   she  wath a mith  -

Ath  I dithcovered  when she gave me a kith....

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