Short Psychologist Poems
Short Psychologist Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Psychologist by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Psychologist by length and keyword.
Bend Over Baby
Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist...
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Categories:
psychologist, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The Depressed Psychologist
He makes heartbroken people smile again. He sends them home very happy and impressed. Then he goes to his closet deep down in pain. 'Cos nobody noticed he is also depressed...
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Categories:
psychologist, addiction, break up,
Form:
Quatrain
Gurrrrr - the Anger Inside
(When I was a Teenager)
The chapped walls represent for me,
The pent-up anger and aggression inside,
The cold interior, the fire with fuel,
That rage which does in me abide.
To let it out would be exquisite,
Impeccable and good without exception,
I need a psychologist, proper and effective,
Who'll act and not just listen, a detective....
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Categories:
psychologist, anger, character, childhood, growing up, psychological, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Character Trait
A character trait
She was divorced with one child a daughter
had met a man she liked going out for the first meal
the daughter was playing it up her mother tried
to calm her to no avail.
Her new friend lost his temper and shouted, whatever
his profession he was no a psychologist.
Deadly silence at the table, the man tried to say something nice,
but it was too late. They had chocolate pudding for dessert
which the daughter refused to eat....
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Categories:
psychologist, animal, appreciation, assonance, autumn, character,
Form:
Blank verse
Limerick: Once a Pretty Pole Psychologist
Limerick: Once a pretty Pole psychologist
for Ewa
Once a pretty Pole psychologist
Who preferred fast pedalling cyclist(s)
Kept a velo d’apparte*
And a Tour de France dart
Found trundling Bone-Shaker* merry twist.
• Velo d’apparte(ment) = exercise bike
• Bone-Shaker = first French bicycle, invented and manufactured by Michaux during the 1860s, whose framework was made of wrought iron and whose wooden wheels were bounded by iron tires.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...
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Categories:
psychologist, humorous,
Form:
Limerick