Short Gangsta Poems

Sounds of the city:
Rap playing so prettily,
Gangsta melodies....

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Skinny
All american
Gangsta
In
The
Town of
Anadarko
Roughing
It
Out
Under and
Sideways...

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If I die, show no pity
Bury me deep in gangsta city
With a blue rag across my chest
And tell my vatos I did my best....

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Oom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, bumba boo
Shoot the police and
Shooby dooby doo.

Oom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, wumba woo
Shoot out on 42nd
Doo wacka doo....

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Gangsta cat was a trigger ready guy
He would do whatever to make men cry
When they reached him they gave a sigh
Wondered if it would be the day they’d die...

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JORDAN SHOES
an eight piece suit
FITTED HAT
brief case back pack
A PJ'S GANGSTA
a choir director
69 OLD SCHOOL ON DUBS
a vw bug
THE HOODS PRINCE
from politics to the president...................

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Bananas be bruisin'
And I dunno why.
Bananas be bruisin'
They be covered in flies

Bananas used to be pretty cool,
They used to be yellow and stuff.
Bananas used to be pretty cool,
Now they just shriveled, the peel 
Rough

They brown, they yucky,
They ain't yellow like a ducky.
They sticky, they black,
Like a gangsta...

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I can slide ,glide, and ride, and be so sexy
I can hypnotize,mesmerize,and be mighty hexy
I'm smooth to the grove with my spontaneous moves
I got style and class
and know how to dance in my magic shoes
I got nothing  to prove 
and nothing to loose
in what life I choose
I can be bold 
and I can be cold
and still love with a heart of gold...

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yo dawg yo
yo
yo
yo dawg yo
 
f*ck a fat b*tch who dont wanna see a playa fro' wut he be
 
yo
 
yo f*ck a ugly b*tch who dont wanna meet a gangsta haffway
 
yo yo
 
f*ck a snobby slut who not tryna see me in my clown suit 
 
yo
 
met this chick
at the club
bought a bottle
fulla bub
drank it up
she said wuddup
 
das all it is...

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His family had
no idea
what it was he
was doing every
night
his mother 
stayed up late 
watching the 
clock
but he was 
on the block
and his glock 
he’d cock
and wait
for fresh 
bait
and on his flesh
a tattoo
of his soul mate
and one day
the Lord he found
and decided
to exit the game
and they took 
his life
and no one 
ever knew 
his real name...

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Dear Homeland Security Director No-em
I feel compelled to write you this po-em
They won't let me post bail
Get me out of this jail
I'm not a gang member and want to go ho-em!

My bright and exquisite pink heart-shaped tat
is being mocked by a gangsta in a Maga hat
All hope I must banish
I don't even speak Spanish
My doomed fate is sealed, just another stat
...

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Oh no failed to strike or
touch a nerve again

So nothing new here move along  

Maybe i'm just not cut out
for this after all

Living in a Gangsta Rap Paradise 

Coolio point obtuse missed

How can i get through to the
projects or reach these kid's 
at South Park elementary

If the best of word's i have to give
so far haven't reached out to or
touched a single soul thus far...

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Am I not gangsta enough?
I can tote a gun
And pass the smokey barrel to friends
Am I not ride or die?
But walking suits me just fine
Flags and community aren't my thing
I'd rather slit your throat metaphorically
To watch you leak shame
Recruitment is for pussies
But my incentatives on souls is the worlds
Oldest yet newest proffession
Just discovered...who might be 
A killer with warm blood...

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46)Gangsta' Rap- When a wanted felon knocks on your door.

47)Nostalgia- A towel specifically for one's nose.

48)Breakfast Schnook- An idiot who will eat carpet tacks when asked.

49)Scorpion- A bullseye when urinating on a schmuck.

50)Eye-Shot- A dummy so drunk he tries to take a measure of whisky through his 
eyeball.

51)Postulate- When the damn mailman finally shows up.

52)Short-Ton- A 4 foot, 3 inch woman who weighs in at 2125 pounds....

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