Short Cheddar Poems

baked potato soup
with mounds of melted cheddar
surely hits the spot!...

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shrimp and scallops plate
a lot of cheddar biscuits
tall glass of iced tea...

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Always cheesy
You can see the ooey-gooey cheddar
Dripping off the page
- My romantic prose...

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An olive focaccia
Fried savour slice
An onion frittata
Cheddar soda bread
Granny's bread pudding
Cornish cream
Nice!...

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Whitstable oysters
Melton Mowbray pie
Maris Piper potatoes
Yorkshire curd tarlets
Cheddar cheese biscuits
Draught bitter
Cold!...

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some salty Norfolk samphire
cheddar cheese on toast
Cornish pasty with gravy
Melton Mowbray pie
A Kendal Mint cake
Scrumpy jug
Aye!...

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Savory taste!
Cheddar-cheese in jar,
Crunchy Ritz crackers dancing in my mouth,
Cold bottle of Cola 
Adieu!

                12-20-20...

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A walnut pate encoute
Haddock with rarebit
Cheddar & onion tart
Cream cheese fresh baked scones
A lemon cheesecake
Dairy cream
Please !...

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I was hoping to give you a Cheddar life
But it was never Gouda 'nough 
Mozzarella I could never cheese you
But being provolone, it's tough...

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Crimson juice poured unto it
Cheddar toppings dripped
Scent of spice with veggie meat
Cooked slow, garnish neat
Macaroni treat
My Birthday
Gift!...

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A baked potato smothered
In veggie chili
Some extra sharp cheddar cheese
Throw peppers and chives
On the top, sour cream
Steaming hot
Joy!...

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This man that comes from Larts
He made some extraordinary tarts
Customers ate then in haste
Not a piece went to waste
Secretly seasoned with garlic and cheddar farts...

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Bandit of Youth

Stolen from an 
unknowing crusade
to enlightenment,

turned to a wheel of
carefully cured cheddar
advanced age seems sudden.

©Kathryn McLoughlin Collins...

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Nacho cheese can never be yours
So leave it alone though you'll surely be lured
The odour will grab
That's really sad
But good old cheddar instead is ensured...

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ham and cheese
pretty please

I ask my wife
she grabs the knife

she’ll slice it thin
with her I win

cheddar or Swiss
neither a miss

a ham and cheese lunch
goes with Brady Bunch...

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Roast beef sliced thin on a bun
Smeared with cheddar cheese.
In small, medium or large!
Tangy horseradish.
Special sauce for extra zeal!
Perfection.
SNACK!

(for Fast Food Epulaeryu, 5-4-11)...

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The farmer said his cow was a Swiss.
Lou said  "Tell me one thing, and it is this.
Does it make holes in the cheese,
Using Swiss milk, if you please?"
Farmer said,  "No. But the cheddar is bliss."...

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Smaltz loved limburger cheese with passion
A fact that turned co-workers’ noses ashen.
The stench made ill all near his breath
Notes on his locker hinted at death.
Smaltz now finds cheddar fragrantly in fashion....

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Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders...

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Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders...

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Learned from Monty Python, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still a Brit-based giggle-spreader...

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What's the official cheese used in the moon construction
Cheddar, ementhaller, gruyere, gambazola, edam or stilton
Okay, sorry times up
Twasn't real cheese but
If you get close, the smell could confirm your suspicions...

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What was the official cheese used in the moon construction
Cheddar, ementhaller, gruyere, gambazola, edam or stilton
Okay, sorry times up
Twasn't real cheese but
If you've ever been close, you'd surely had your suspicions...

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Some bites are sour
Most have a bit of sweet
The crust can be flaky and flavorful
Or it can be a part of the sugar taste
Each bite is a bit of a surprise
Warmed up cherry pie, what could be better?
Add an ice-cold dollop of vanilla iced cream to mine.
My daddy eats his with a sliver of cheddar cheese on top....

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Great store cupboard standby
I'm sure,but tinned potatos,
It doesn't matter what you do with them,
They always taste the same,
Boiled,fried,roast,
Sprinkled with cheddar cheese,
Covered with curry sauce,
They still taste like
Tinned potatos.
There must be other food
That suffers from this syndrome,
Can you name one?...

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