Short Cardiologist Poems

How many classify yourselves as optimists
If you answered in the negative, then you're a pessimist
Think only of good things
Your heart will then sing
And you'll find you'll have no need for a cardiologist...

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How many of you classify yourself as a true optimist
If you answer in the negative, you must be a pessimist
Think only of good things
You heart will surely sing
And you'll find you'll have no need for a cardiologist...

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Big Brother, Is the Rat
Haiku: by Tom
1/11/2022

We’re told get the jab.
Like a Lab Rat, we’ve no say.
Big Brother knows best.



Have had both shots and booster
on advice from my cardiologist.
I wasn’t mandated.
Tom
...

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I get this cocky feeling when I hear
that another cardiologist died this year.
And my laughter becomes hilarious
when the cause is arteriosclerosis –
brought on by plaque-clogged arteries,
overweight and junk food calories.
(Serves them right for not practicing
what to others they’re always preaching.)...

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S.C.A.
Limerick
Written: by the Protected One
7/7/2018

I’m one, who has survived Sudden Cardiac Arrest,
About eight percent survive this most harrowing test.
You shouldn’t be here, the cardiologist said,
For a short time ago you were clinically dead,
God extended my expiration date and I am blessed; 
...

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OF LOVE’S SYNDROME


Insomnia
Loss of appetite
Daydreaming
Incessant smiling
Neurotic
Indecisiveness
Misjudgment
Distress
Stress
Walking endlessly
Flighty
On cloud nine
Ulceritis
Hard of hearing
Nervous breakdown
Imagine illness
Unexplainable phenomena
Sinusitis
Unknown cause of crying
Disorientation.

PLEASE SEE A CARDIOLOGIST OR A COMEDIAN!...

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Back to the doctor today to get the results of all my test..
They told me some of the results on Monday..

I was under care of a cardiologist on Monday when in the hospital
So he could tell me what they found but I was also under the 
influence of meds that they gave me to do the test..

What they said wasn't good but maybe it won't be as bad 
As it seemed when they told me all the news..  ...

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creaky!,Jerking!...creaky-knocking!,It sounds like a champion,
moving faster than a snail on wonder land,
Sneaky and dangerous than a scorpion,
It sounds pleasant and funny like a bunny;
Thick smoke emanating from its big nostril,
Cough!cough!..and jerk!it moves on a lonely road,
This journey we must terminate for this terminal disease,
the heart is failing,let`s seek for a cardiologist...

CONTEST:"A GROOK FOR ALL OCCASIONS" sponsored by Suzette Crous....

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With curious eyes, we survey you
Desperately trying to see the conceal potential
The actuary
The cardiologist
The Judge
The pilot

With pleading eyes, we beseech you
Desperately trying to spare you future mishaps
Disappointment
Embarrassment
Shame
regrets

With caring eyes, we comfort you
Desperately trying to see if you have learnt your lesson
Compassion
Embrace
Forgiveness
Encouragement

With accepting eyes, we discover that YOU
are a bi-product of US!...

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His cardiologist says
Fred's doing well 
for a man of 80.
It won't be his heart
that kills him. 
But he needs to 
exercise more.

Fred goes home 
and tells his wife 
he needs to exercise more.
She reminds Fred   
he can't get out of bed 
without her help.
And her back she says 
is a wolf howling.

So Fred sits down 
and wiggles his toes
n his old recliner 
and waits for the day 
the hearse pulls up 
and takes him away.


Donal Mahoney...

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Linda said Winslow is a good cardiologist.  
She said it’s really good she only has the 
oxygen on her nose. Good news and we
are happy that she seems to be getting 
back to normal again.
Above is from our neighbor who once
worked in ICU where Jill has been. 


Good To Hear and Fear Did Disappear

This is good news and great to hear,
What will happen now my each fear,
About worried;
Had hurried,
Is all gone forever and did disappear.

Jim Horn...

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Inside of each of us, a heart
Is ticking to a beat.
A cardiologist would find
The rhythm rather neat.

Our hearts are there to do a job
To help us stay alive.
Without their pumping motion,
All our organs couldn’t thrive.

Yet all the credit is assigned
To hearts for how we feel.
Though brains control emotions,
They don’t have as much appeal.

So on this day of Valentines,
I boldly will refrain 
From pledging love with all my heart,
But rather from my brain....

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