Short Boar Poems

Bloody gore!
Wild boar!


For "Footle Fright" contest by Donna Golden...

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Roy sought to catch himself the lil greased sow…
‘Til old boar caught and made him holler~ Ouch!...

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Some real pork sausages
wild boar pancetta
flat portobello mushrooms
Bury's black pudding
organic fried egg
toast and tea
Please!...

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There was a hermit named Dave
Who found a dead boar in his cave
It was less one tusk
And smelled like musk
Dave sniffed and said no need for marinade...

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To my friend Leon




Singapore
Wild Boar
Singapore
Lights galore 
To adore 
Human being
Humble feel
Kind hearted
Ever seen 
Sing pore
Love more...

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There was a man with a shovel
Whose house was a relative hovel
Digs a hole in the floor
Think his dad was a boar
Cos he cant stop sniffing for truffle



Penned 17 August 2013...

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If you were on telly, how would you feel
Terrified, comfortable, or attack it with zeal
Though this old boar
Has been on before
Still seems unnerving and a wee bit surreal...

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 NUDE ON THE RUN

It is a boring day at the beach.
See a nude with his laptop out of reach.
Singular of boars —
His laptop they score
It is a boar-ing day at the beach.

8/7/2020...

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The Norse goddess also known for war
is a feminine charm of love, beauty, death. 
riding in with her chariot; bright and beautiful.
The Brisingamen proud around her neck;
atop a boar -- Frejya shines like gold....

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There was a polite llama from Peru
        Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
           Llama said, 'Please don your mask
           If it's not too much to ask'
        The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'...

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Silver Anniversary 


There beyond the shrub
the sun medallions on the grass
around a python and boar,
the python winding.

Through binoculars I see
the python work so slow.
The boar now knows

what I learned long ago.
To go this way
takes years.


Donal Mahoney...

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Animals and Madness
A floppy-eared rabbit is
a cuddly lover 
it will not let you down.
Wild boars are ugly 
unloved they roam the forest 
looking for food
The cuddly rabbit died of old
age and children cried.
A bullet felled the boar and
it fed us a tasteful midday meal....

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Wild boar artichoke terrine
Barbarie duck with
sweet & sour orange sauce jus
rose water ice-cream
ameretto cream
No credit 
Crunch !



Home made vegetable soup
Cold  Dripping on toast
One Fried egg, sunny-side up
Cress and chive salad
Bread & jam sandwich
Don't bank on
It!...

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She walked into the family reunion with pink and purple hair.
And enough green eye liner to challenge the fur on a boar.
Who is that with fake eyelashes? Someone asked me.
I turned and recognized her under the spider façade.
She is my granddaughter, I told them. Wondering who they were....

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Boom crack flash
Turns trees to ash
Animals running in a dash
Causes cars to crash

Boom boom boom 
Lights up the room
A golfer’s doom
It’ll be over soon

Bang bang bang
Loud as a train
There’s a loud clang
Sharp as a viper’s fang

Roar roar roar
Sounds like a boar
The earth’s inner core
Cracks the back door...

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Venus in love
alluring and enduring
brightest light in sky
has eyes only for Adonis
who is the handsome
hunter of the woods,
she disguises as Diana,
goddess of the hunt,
helping Adonis with
his enjoyment of stalking
and killing animals
until the love of her life
dies by the wrath of a boar,
ending to a twisted tale
of manipulated lust....

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Black is the sky in big sky country.
Black is the charred boar,
with blackberry jam.
Black is the flavor of choice,
the speaker of colors the one with voice.
Black is the tea and the liqour to apease.
Black is the current 
that washes away the moment.
Black is the priest,
that the congregation elects.
Black is the tide and the ties that bind....

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I spilled a drink on my NEW JERSEY
I sometimes MISSISSIPPI cup
I am in such MISSOURI right now
KANSAS parila get whiskey up?

You shot an arrow INDIANA mull ?
Did you tell me that it was a boar?
NEW HAMSHIRE would help celebrate
And ALABAMA bongo out my MAINE door!

I'm WASHINGTON after tons of clothes
Don't call I'm ILLINOIS hurts my dome
Is DELAWARE of all that happened?
TEXAS anytime, we'll be home!...

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the cool eastern muds of a destroyed day
the still,vacant bodies awaiting decay

a tear shed for a soul
a heart broken now a hole

Wade in the safety of a western morn
steady your head, prepare for your storm

Reach for an end to this despair
with bleeding fingers, and tangled hair

scream a scream as loud as a war
roar a roar as large as a boar

the silence will still come, and then who will love you?...

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A wild boar came into town
because he felt so alone
he rampaged some doors and entered a home
to find some food in the kitchen




I came across the story in a newspaper and it really happened in Bavaria. 
Police came and thought it was a thief, but then they found tracks of the boar. 
Nobody saw him and that fellow disappered into the forest after he found food in a
restauran's kitchen and in a private home...

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they try to push me in the door
a good deed done for a boar

new pants and new shirt
just on night what could it hurt

waiting outside for the end
inside seems dead

the only one not dancing
instead homeward i'm glancing

two hundred feet away
with no wards to say

no need for a ride
just over the hurdle of pride

just one night gone by
one more reason to sigh

just a boy how didn't stop for pictures...

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when one thinks about the truth 
go down the cave of
 love are called angular
 rivers across the landscape of the resistance

we know the existence of happiness is 
not an impulse in
 yourself or a mourning of 
the absolute risk with the
 air cleared up visions of our heaven
 comes off the stand and the wild boar of Tempt 
the defendant wishes to be the one to do revolutionary 
thinkers tie on the sidelines of balance...

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Legends be told, and written in tomes of a creature which roams the residence of the family: Lee-
Through shrubs and trees, though silent and unseen, it seeks seeds-
Ones of fire. Ones of sweet.
The creature seen only when: upon them, it feeds, simultaneously.
Its form of a boar with a tongue of alchemy, ignites in a spectrum of brilliancy. Hovering eyes remain but for a moment and weep vehement tears; crystallizing with the essence of harvest....

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Let’s keep those pig feet under the water today, Ladies.
This suggestion was made by a young boar named Gradies.
The old sows agreed to keep their piggy feet in the water.
But as we all know, oldies do not do what they ought-er.

When Gradies’ back was turned the oldies went to work.
Sticking their pig feet and curly tails in the air with a jerk.
I cannot keep seeing this! It’s more than too much he said.
Embarrassed to death, Gradies’ face turned red....

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Laying inn the grass watching the clouds float buy, my mined wanders aweigh as eye smell that apple pi. 

I've patiently waited four spring and now that's it's hear awl eye want two dew is sit outside and drink a bier.

I've waited four warmer whether and too bee outdoors, butt today I'm stuck inside and that's such a boar.

Spring inn Pennsylvania isn't as it seams, it goes from wareing shorts on a Monday then down to zero degrees. 

Lucky Mi!


04/27/2015...

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