Short Blotto Poems
Short Blotto Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Blotto by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Blotto by length and keyword.
Blotto Drunk Again
Drains so sleepy.
Dreams so smelly.
Waking in the kitchen
face-down on the telly......
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Categories:
blotto, [faith, happiness, inspirational], [faith, happiness, inspirational], [faith,
Form:
I do not know?
Gone Blotto
Bottle shops are grottos,
I, too, could go blotto,
But that is so not me,
Your catty comments are for free,
I remain, always chirpy!...
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Categories:
blotto, drink,
Form:
Free verse
Beer In Supermarkets
Do you know why us guys have happy faces
Beer is for sale in supermarkets, good gracious
Here in Ontario
A bit backward I know
Even grandmas can get blotto and walk around aimless...
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Categories:
blotto, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Kibbitzin
When my eyes start to dim, gonna get into the gin
Don't want to be lucid when my days start to thin
Wanna be blotto
Sure ain't macho
To be surprised when with a young filly I'm kibbitzin...
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Categories:
blotto, peace,
Form:
Limerick
Totally Blotto
There once was a lass from Toronto
Loved being ridden like a bucking bronco
Enjoyed a rough ride
“Ride 'em cowboy” she cried
Till her senses they became totally blotto
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
blotto, silly,
Form:
Limerick
My Dog's Adopted
At what age should I tell my dog he's adopted?
Don't want him to start drinking, and getting el blotto
He was bought at a store
And even what's more
He isn't a human though he tries to act macho...
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Categories:
blotto, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Cockney Slang #2
My basin of gravy has the worst raspberry tart...
My baby has the worst farts(translation)
My man's ian beale blotto, so 'es intercity is spent...
translation: My man's real drunk, so he's spent his money....
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Categories:
blotto, funny
Form:
Light Verse
Till Your Mind Goes Blotto
You're really not drunk if you can lie on the floor
“Without holding on” good for a couple of beers more
Till your mind goes blotto
Your name you forgot-o
Promise to stop drinking, gonna start tomorrow...
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Categories:
blotto, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Bingo
[A piece of absolute nonsense
But it made me laugh, so I thought
I’d share it. Go on, sing it… you know
You want to!]
Good King Wenslaslas went out
For a game of bingo
Fancy dress was all about
Some were George and Ringo
Some were from the USA
Where they call it Lotto
Donald Trump’s wig blew away
Olly Reid was blotto...
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Categories:
blotto, humorous, nonsense, song,
Form:
Rhyme
Elvis With a Twist
Elvis with a twist
I am caught in a trap
I can’t walk out
because I’ve got no money
why can’t you see your annoying me
you don’t listen to a word I say
we can’t go on together I want
to build my own dreams
here we go again nag nag nag
dry the tears from my eyes
I am going to the shop
to buy a lotto so I can blotto
out of here ?)...
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Categories:
blotto, fun,
Form:
I do not know?
Christmas Love
When all the town was swathed in dark,
she took a walk towards the park,
and sat upon a bench to ponder
the things that made her heart grow fonder.
She smiled at last, despite herself,
and realised she loved an elf;
she'd met him, at the time quite blotto,
and danced with him at Santa's grotto.
So no more Christmases alone -
she smiled, and rang him on her phone...
inspired by picture 4, for Sara's 'Park Bench at Christmas' contest...
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Categories:
blotto, love,
Form:
Rhyme