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Funny Sea Poems

These Funny Sea poems are examples of Sea poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sea Funny poems written by international poets.

See See Under The Sea

the seahorses grazed in a field undersea 
the jellyfish wobbled at the party

the starfish in their constellations went
the clams secretive tight lipped and silent 

the...

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Categories: sea, animal, fish, fun, humorous,

Old Woodbeard

argh 
the wooden pirate
with a real leg
‘pon his left shoulder
not a parrot but a peg

argh
his ship inverted
sailed ‘neath the wave
and in his treasure chest
was a...

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Categories: sea, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,

Ostrich Learning To Swim

an ostrich learning to swim in the sea
his neck like a stick floating vertically
swirling and rounding 
and bobbing a wave
an invisible hand stirs a big...

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Categories: sea, bird, fun, funny, humorous,

To Sea You See

I packed my worth on a dinner plate
and walked afar out to sea
you see

I reached an odd little island
shaped like a banana and pea
you see

I...

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Categories: sea, adventure, fun, funny, humorous,

What A Shocker


Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!

...

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Categories: sea, beach, funny, humorous, ocean,

Sea hangover sans booze


        

            the Sea drinks no booze
...

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Categories: sea, allusion, funny,

The Tides Motel Palm Beach Blvd

My bus finally pulled in late 
you were there as promised 
although I  tried not to notice 
the blonde bimbo adjusting 
her skirt a...

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Categories: allah, sea,

Raining in summer

On this majestic month of May, 
The clouds have conspired with the sun in a mist of golden gray,
Like a toxic forbidden love that fights...

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Categories: sea, cheer up, funny, may,

Happy Man

Sometimes I find myself inside
A mind of happy man
Who does everything all right
Much better than I can
He has a house by the sea
Breathing coastline air
There...

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Categories: sea, england, happy, home,

For the Finnic Death-goddess Louhi

Louhi Louhi, me gotta go
Louhi Louhi, me gotta go.
Fine little demoness waits for me
Me sail across Pohjola Sea
Me sail dat ship all alone
I never think...

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Categories: death, funny, sea, song,

Economic Sea

Amidst the world of commerce and trade
Lies the foundation of our daily brigade
Economy, the heart of our monetary system
A complex structure that we can't help...

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Categories: sea, business, money,

A Pirates Life For Me

A pirates life is the one for me,both of us sailing on the seven seas,finding treasure,stealing gold,story’s of our life at sea to be told..skull...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, sea,

To See the Sea You See

Two seamen sought to sail the sea
to see the seething sea, you see.
This could have happened in B.C.
but no — they saw the modern sea.
In...

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Categories: funny, humorous, ocean, sea,

shock wave

local cab driver big deal

lacking personal appeal

drives into a lake

procures a fish cake

and bumps an electric eel.
...

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Categories: sea, beach, fish, funny, humor,

Carmel By the Sea

Image of Carmel by the Sea by Pixabay.

Carmel by the Sea

Three-quarter distance to the city
the rose bowl parade's held,
paying a friend another visit
as if the...

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Categories: city, places, sea,