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Jesus Satire Poems

These Jesus Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Jesus. These are the best examples of Satire Jesus poems written by international poets.

All hail The Silver Skins

 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Categories: satire, columbus day, community, earth

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,

The Latest Trend

Satanic is in
    Christianity's out
  Jesus, man
    What's THIS all about

  Oh, it's this year's trend in...

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Categories: religion, satire, school,

Your Christ Your God Your Crown I

All has abandon you…

Destroy your Christ 
your God 
your idols 
Hypocrisy
They will all fall apart!

Your Lords and your Artificial Christ!

Lay bear it’s mechanical heart
Rebuild it...

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Categories: satire, allah, angel, art, atheist,

Have You Lost Faith In Me-

I may have told you a little lie before;
Let have I ever lied bent the truth before;
I may be in the dark now;
And yet someway,...

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Categories: satire, allusion, analogy, anxiety, engagement,

This Forgotten God

This forgotten god
 Dwelling in rooms of infinity
 In Corners lie the memories of creation
 Brilliant and full of divintity
 C h i l d...

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Categories: satire, anger, art, atheist, beautiful,

Endangered Horror Species Zoo, Part Iii

...So why do we keep ghosts in here
when by the day many folks die?
Well, you see, it’s technology,
it tears them apart from the inside.
Since they...

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Categories: satire, animal, celebration, crazy, fun,

Another Nigerian Scam

another Nigerian spam found poem

the Nigerians keep sending me
and millions of others
delightedly creative spam messages
this is one of the nicer ones
I have received 

Enjoy
but don’t...

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Categories: satire, anger, angst, anxiety, funny,

Inflictions of Whiteness

A white Santa showed a child the skin tone of the top brass
A white doll to an innocent black girl contrasts ugliness

A white wedding was...

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Categories: satire, race, racism, religion, religious,

My Song For Sun Ra

Mr. Nutty, 
you're m'buddy,
you never were a fuddy duddy. 
There's a pattern, 
you're from Saturn, 
they shoulda made you the Green Lantern. 
Zen Kabbalah, 
Mr....

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Categories: satire, appreciation, humor, music, religious,

I'Ve Got Jesus's Face On a Wallet Insert

I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
by Michael R. Burch

for the Religious Right

I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
and "Hell is for Queers"...

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Categories: satire, christian, heaven, i am,

Oh My

Oh My

Politics.
Bad subject. 
I don’t even like to talk about it. 
I don’t like to vote. 
I don’t want to be involved. 

All those commercials...

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Categories: satire, addiction, allah, america, corruption,

Savager

Another level of Acrostic form of poetry... 

SAVAGER

M any incentives inciting anathem A! 
Y ears by seal like tongue clove N. 
N uances suffered by...

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Categories: depression, evil, satire,

Two Minutes Left

I see a girl running her assets are bouncing around
She's running from the chaos that's happening in town
Hypocrisy and lies are just laying around
To where...

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Categories: satire, conflict, fear, goodbye, humanity,

So Prayerful, So Powerful

Before the altar he kneels praying
His soul steams dollar desire
mixing with words of prayer

Sandals, Jesus-like in the feet
around neck, golden cross
cathedral built with martyrs’ bones
and...

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Categories: prayer, satire,