Funeral Satire Poems
These Funeral Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Funeral. These are the best examples of Satire Funeral poems written by international poets.
Satirical Journal Entry 1 Attempting Suicide: Just The BeginningSatirical Journal Entry #1
Attempting Suicide:
Just The Beginning!
If I killed myself today would anyone notice? Would anyone be at my
funeral?
If so, would they come just...
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funeral, funny, humor, satire,
Earth Eulogy
Earth Eulogy
By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...
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satire, death, earth, environment, planet,
RestIn a slow, venomous infusion,
No trace was left to find.
The heart's rhythm started fading,
As the final breath escaped the nostrils,
The body lay there, motionless,
Pain drifting...
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satire, bereavement, betrayal, death, farewell,
Lip ServiceThe sun blazed like a hearth
Upon the helpless earth
As I strutted from the stream,
My calabash filled to the brim.
I saw him lose his footing,
He fell...
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humor, satire,
ChromeA chrome gun glittering
in the hot sun raise, rays radiating
like a heliographic rainbow,
drawn from shimmering halos
of inferno light, hot.
White smoke from a...
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satire, allegory, allusion, america, analogy,
TerminalMy head spins as the noise from the crash echoes in my head. I sit up in some kind of terminal with strange trains bound...
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satire, adventure, allegory, allusion, angel,
Pain, the GuestWho asked you to visit me?
Even though you are not the dearest!
Why did you appear in the moment,
when I waited to cherish.
Don't you have common...
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Categories:
satire, anxiety, blue, faith, feelings,
Arcane Factories IiThis land of entitlement,
entertainment and enterprise
lost burnt broken...despised
skeletal structures reaching
griping, clutching, scraping the infernal sky.
arcane factories sit on horizons
haunt like...
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satire, abuse, age, anger, angst,
Curiosity Killed the Cat
My cat never cared,
was never bothered, never scared.
Till that is, when one day,
beside the cats litter tray,
another bowl lay beside,
In...
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satire, animal, betrayal, irony, pets,
It Has To Be SaidIT HAS TO BE SAID
There are those who say, you should never speak ill of the dead
But, I hear Uncle Fred was a bigamist and,...
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dark, humorous, satire,
InfernoThe taste of bile treads my thoughts,
Unwillingly my feet must now follow,
Source of inspiration guide,
Restore the signal fires now long lost,
Set beyond the temporal,
A path...
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Categories:
irony, literature, philosophy, satire,
R Syn Phire --- Repost
His name is Mr. Phire,
but he insist you call him R. Syn
He's a torch for hire,
if you need something set ablaze,
something smoking
Make the right down...
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humorous, parody, satire, word
I Fell TodayI fell today...broke a finger--
Thank you God
it could have been worse;
went to a friend’s funeral--
thank God
I could have been first!
Read in the newspaper
an earthquake today...
thousands...
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Categories:
satire, blessing, death, god, humanity,
Death- the EventProlonged illness
Doctor forewarned
‘Might prove fatal’
Family was prepared
“When time comes
Royal send-off
Matching elite status
Grand plans
Cavalcade of cars
Who’s who of society
Wearing unblemished white
Engaged in
‘Animated’ discussions on ‘Death’
Everything...
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Categories:
death, satire,
A Song Not By Paul MccartneyNO ONE WANTS TO LIVE IN A COLD HOME
from the album "Heaters for Sale"
by Not Paul McCarney
No one wants to live in a cold...
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Categories:
satire, endurance, funny, home, myth,