Christmas Satire Poems
These Christmas Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Satire Christmas poems written by international poets.
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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Categories:
satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,
A Narrative Sure to Resonate with Those Who Stand for Justice
Mexico claims part of Texas as its own
Calls to invade the Lone Star State have...
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america, irony, satire, truth,
Last ReflectionsThe sun it sat high and so sparkling bright.
The birds were a chorus, an eddy of flight.
I met an old man with a very old...
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satire, christmas, death, faith, fate,
'holy, Holy, Holy Is the Sport of Hosts'The NBA's on NBC and CBS
on Christmas Day
Holiness is Big...
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christmas, satire, sports, technology,
Classified Ad a Satire*** Classified Ad — “Position Wanted” ***
((The following is from ad details written on the ad draft form submitted by the ad’s purchaser,...
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satire, fun, humor, imagery, joy,
The Best Christmas YetIt's 2022 and inflation is too high
everything too expensive to even buy
Christmas is nearing and Santa took a hike
But cheer up and smile with woke...
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christmas, humor, political, satire,
A Yuletide PrayerGod rest ye merry gentleman
Thank the Lord that you are able
By devious manipulation to
Keep the turkey on the table;
All praise to those good bankers
Who...
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humor, irony, satire,
Just Another Average ChristmasJust Another Average Christmas
Just another average Christmas, not especially good nor bad,
When everyone says dinner was the best they’ve ever had.
When Mother works her fingers...
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christmas, humor, humorous, satire,
Not the Best ChristmasLast Christmas was not the best ever
Despite mother’s earnest endeavour
The food was all rotten
The gifts misbegotten
It was no kind of fun whatsoever!
28 November 2022...
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christmas, humor, humorous, satire,
The Christmas Card ListScratch off everyone who passed away
and those who went astray
those who did not send you one
I know but Blah Humbug! is somewhat fun
Have to send...
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christmas, humorous, satire,
The Hole StoryI’ve got holes in both ends of my sox
wear my mittens on my feet
the sox, you guessed it, on my hands
fingers quickly there to greet.
My...
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christmas, satire,
On Wearing a Murse - a RepostI see the wary, self-satisfied leer as you approach
because I carry on my right shoulder
the...
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satire, how i feel, humorous,
November 1stNovember 1st,
and there’s candy canes
in the grocery store
already.
I guess Pilgrims
don’t sell enough sugar....
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christmas, holiday, satire, society,
Lucky He Doesn'T Need To AskWhen he was young
he asked Santa for a gun
Now that he's older
he's not grown any bolder...
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christmas, satire, scary,
I Won'T Be Forgot - In Trump's Own WordsOne last time
The stage is mine
The Media's stunned
That deal now canned.
What were they thinking
With clearly no inkling
I'd throw in a wrench
And create such a stench.
Congress...
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Categories:
satire, christmas, future, humor, parody,