Humorous Sad Love Poems

there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
	Penelope, his chérie
	to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...

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Can blood and muscle beat,                                    inside of...

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On a bright broad beach near Barcelona
Where I was feeling so all alone-a
A glorious vision strode into view.
Like Rubirosa, I knew what to do.

I charmed...

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In Asia I met a cute gal named Mai Tai
She sure stole the heart of this old guy
On the soft sand we kissed and caressed
Mai’s...

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the shadows of hope grow taller
on the fields of yearning souls
gently surrendering to destiny
as a bright night softly falls...

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love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two...

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Ted purchased an Internet bride 
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a cock
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied

Ted...

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Two lovers requite one is lonesomeCalling of a loon in the darkest nightCannot ascend or descend without the loving water    ...

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A drop lost in a flood                   ...

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One is love, 
Zero is everything else....

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It was that damn, no wax, light blue floor.
That was the last atrocity, the very last straw.
Spilled spoils, splattered toils, Roach Motel sadness.
Soilent dust collected...

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An unfortunate fellow named Keith
He had terribly prominent teeth
When he flashed a smile
They stuck out a mile
Dribble ran down his chin underneath

A beautiful lady caught...

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Flailin’,  flailin’, flailin’;
There goes my ball sailin’
Into a trap, the water or the woods.

Flailin’, flailin’, flailin’;
You can hear me wailin’,
“Why won’t that damn ball...

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