Romance Rude Poems

From your head down to your toes
I'll be kissing you all day.
But may become distracted
and only get halfway....

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Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

...

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Tonight also I heard,
My heart beat with your feet arch
Both were in rhyme
You can see this injustice
Here is a crime plagues
To write your name in...

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If I

Were exactly what you needed…
you would be mine now. 
I would sadly die however, 
as… if that were true? 
I would be in heaven....

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I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.

I tried to buy...

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Blisters on my feet, 
Scarred deep within,
Oh, the pain,
That pain after the sin,
My heart drops,
Every bullet I shoot,
Every bruise he creates,
When is it going to...

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I can't be picky since I put on weight
the calorie medication sure tastes great
I'm horny as hell and I need a rush
and you don't look...

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1. How didn’t I know an expensive dress
can cover a straggly skin?
my attention has now been diverted
to an escape as this voluptuary being
puts me under...

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No amount of words could keep her from leaving 
Repetitive words spewed in her direction 
Lost looks of uncertainty 
Groans of gigantic proportions 
Tear ducts...

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You just suddenly appeared
in my favorite coffee place,
before you there was nothing to see here,
foreign accent and a hat shadowing your face.

I looked back to...

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