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Pets Rude Poems

These Pets Rude poems are examples of Rude poems about Pets. These are the best examples of Rude Pets poems written by international poets.

Pet Rocks and More

Pet Rocks And More
(rocks don’t snore)

Pet rocks must be kept refrigerated
Wrapped in aluminum foil for protection
Visitors mistake them for dinner rolls
Butter them up at midnight...

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Categories: appreciation, friend, pets, rude,

Flinching Happens

I have lived my entire life suppressing squeamish hurls.
My cringe that never ends startles, falters and recoils.

I would like people's internal body substances properly contained
but...

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Categories: endurance, horror, perspective, rude,

Catfucious 2

You yank me from my curtain climb
     But I shall nap and bide my time.

      ...

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Categories: rude, betrayal, cat, humor, pets,

On the Holiday Throne


This miserable old fat man
should step down and bow out
As he forgot what image he represents 
Throw him out in the waste can
As his attitude...

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Categories: rude, child, christmas, crush, holiday,