Heaven Rude Poems

A NOTE FROM MALCOLM

My advice is free, and time’s not billable
Try speaking French and I will soon know
Don’t claim a local or a provincial accent
It...

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When I was a was a boy in Heaven
Mom gave me a disc at seven

it was Chumbawamba
and I heard the tuba

Then one of them by...

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Her body starts to shudder
As my tongue runs up her thigh,
She moans, if this is heaven,
I just want to die.
As I reach my destination,
To her...

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If I

Were exactly what you needed…
you would be mine now. 
I would sadly die however, 
as… if that were true? 
I would be in heaven....

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Are your customers
your students,
your patients and clients,
your constituents,
cash cows
and potentially bullish runaway viral markets?
Or cherished neighbors
and healthy allies?
Asked the newly retired Queen of Soul.

Are your...

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When the Preacher stands up and you walk out,
I hear Angels in Heaven begin to shout....
"You are leaving God's House before you  have heard;
The...

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