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Humorous Retirement Poems

These Humorous Retirement poems are examples of Retirement poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Retirement Humorous poems written by international poets.


My Own Private Canterbury by Barbara Putnam
When we retired we were so inspired:
To live free and rest from our labors.
This mobile home park has lived up to the mark,
But oh, goodness...

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Categories: humorous, retirement,

Procrastination by Mike Gentile
I’m thinking about thinking about retiring
     Not sure when that will be
I know I need to make a change
  ...

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Premium MemberTaking It Easy In Retirement by Mavis Jackson
So much for my ideas of slowing down,
Taking it easy just sitting watching TV.
I moved to a peaceful seaside town,
Since then I have found a...

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Categories: retirement, age, community, guitar, humorous,

Fidel Castro by jan oskar hansen
Fidel Castro 
So you do know Fidel Castro? I think I do
that was the name of the mess boy, the one who 
had to do...

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Categories: absence, humorous, retirement,

Premium Membera package from Amazon by RUDOLPH RINALDI
getting old
sitting on my rocker
waiting for mail 

a package
from Amazon 
with my first fast elder walker with seat

they say that this fast elder walker with...

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Categories: retirement, funny, humorous, life, old,

Premium MemberGTF by Thomas Mansfield
GTF

Wizened skin like burnished leather
Thin, grey and long, disheveled hair
Clear, sharp blue eyes that seem to stare
Through sun scorched face, alert, aware

A ‘lived-In’ face that’s...

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Categories: retirement, appreciation, dedication, fun, humorous,

Premium MemberRetirement Of A Dear Old Friend by Robert L. Hinshaw
A dear old friend of mine of many years was retired the other day.
In many ways I'll miss my old pal more than words can...

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Categories: retirement, humorous,

Reflections: Midlife Crisis by Dan Keir
P     aranoia permeates, etching itself into your fractured face,
A     cacophony of constant pressure; life remains a stressful...

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Categories: retirement, adventure, angst, autumn, business,

Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode by Dan Keir
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs,...

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Categories: retirement, adventure, angst, confusion, dark,