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You Had Me At Pumpkin Spice
Days grow shorter, and the air turns crisper. It’s sweater weather again, and pumpkin spice season has finally here! Hooray!
Pumpkin spice, a seasonal delight, is obsessed by many.
Pumpkin spice Oreos? I’ll buy a few bags.
Pumpkin spice pancakes slathered in pumpkin spice syrup? Of course.
Pumpkin spice Twinkies? They’re way better than s’mores.
Pumpkin spice in my Hershey’s Kisses? Who could ask for anything more?
Pumpkin spice caramels? I’ll tuck a few in my purse.
Pumpkin spice M&Ms? Eat those by the handfuls.
Pumpkin spice Special K Crunch for breakfast? Has to be healthy, right?
Pumpkin spice popcorn? I’ll sneak a bag into the movies.
Pumpkin spice Spam? Really? That sounds just awful.
Pumpkin spice Bologna? Where’s the pumpkin spice mayo?
Pumpkin spice dog treats? Fido turns up his nose.
Pumpkin spice Kool-Aid? That’s a new one.
Pumpkin spice butter? I’ll melt a tablespoon on my morning toast.
Pumpkin spice Hummus spread on a slice of Pumpkin Spice Bread? Gotta have it!
Pumpkin spice breakfast sausage? Oh, why not?
Pumpkin spice milkshake? The perfect afternoon pick-me-up.
Pumpkin spice pasta served with pumpkin spice pasta sauce? What a treat!
Pumpkin spice cough suppressants? My husband’s gonna love it.
Pumpkins spice kale chips? Best to put them in someone’s Christmas stocking.
Pumpkin spice Ramen Noodles? EEEGADS!
Pumpkin spice Doritos? Now I’m downright suspicious!
Pumpkin spice beer? Gosh! I feel nauseous.
Me thinks the pumpkin spice obsession has gone too far.
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Sara Etgen-Baker
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