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Interview with an Alien
So you’re an alien
Well look at you!
What the hell took you so long to get…..
Stupid question!
Don’t answer that
I mean where on Earth did you come from,
erm…..
Another dumb question!
Forgive me
I’m just a bit nervous
It’s my first time to interview a fully legit Alien
I’m a Little green….
Man…!
what’s happening to me
I mean I’d no idea what to expect…
And you look… so well erm….
Out of this World
S#*t I’m at it again
What’s wrong with me today
Goddam!
Ok….ok let’s start again
you must have a name
all Superstars… do
Oh crap!
Gotta pull myself together!
Sorry I’m completely erm….
Star-struck
Oh f@#* this!
One last try
Hey! are those Black holes your eyes
or….
Son of a B!tch!
It must be the Gravity of the situation
Are you Binary or non… erm
No wait!
Please don’t leave
This moment is so
Special….. relatively speaking anyway
(Anchor man yells)
Cut Cut!
This is one
Supermassive f@#* up
Somebody get this
Nebulous idiot
off the airwaves!
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by Universal…. blah blah……!
Copyright ©
David Kavanagh
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