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Spy Games- Starring Kim Kardashian

Are you as surprised as I to find 
That Kim Kardashian is a international spy 

But don't worry she's on the side of right 
Working this time for the good guys 

The pics that this twit tweets 
Is spinning turbans around in the Middle East 

Corrupting the minds of the men and their youth 
As they google eye over what she let's loose

Though Miss K. is not the one to blame 
It's mainly the fault of Uncle Sam 

She's just doing her civic duty 
In the posting of selfies in her birthday suity 

I've had suspensions for years believe you me 
The Kim isn't as dumb as she appears to be


I heard that Iran has accused Kim Kardashian of being a spy... 
Who knew!

Copyright © Mike Hauser




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