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The Girl
The first time see the girl
Ah want to meet her family
Going to get a diamond ring
Don’t care how much it cost me
Went to ask her to get marry
But she did not say no or yes
What she up and tell me
No body will ever guess
She said she want a job letter
To see with my weekly salary
And she want it notarize
Don’t bring a fake letter for she
She ask about my past girlfriends
And if they have any child for me
She don’t want a man
With an outside family
She ask if I have a big house
And the street that we live
And after she sees my bank book
Then answer she will have to give
So I went home and say
Mom we have to rebuild the house
And call the exterminator
To kill all them rats and mouse
And I send my friend romantic dude
To buy some cement and sand
And ask D_illusionist and raj
To come and give us a hand
Now I gone back with my job letter
That shows my weekly salary
I working for 27.50.an hour
And that is a lot of money
So I when and give her
All that she asks me for
You know this girl turn around
And tell me she want some more
She wants to know my doctor
To get a medical history
And she wants the phone number
So later she could call he
She said she needs a loving man
With a nice house and money
But that will be no use to her
If he come and give her H I V
She ask if I bring my bank book
And if I have my pass port
And she knows I have no arrest
She father working in the court
Now she have me thinking
Yes I start to think twice
Is this a beautiful woman?
Or is she a block of ice
But still I said to myself
Take it easy the girl looking good
You will have the nicest girl
In the whole Neighborhood
Then she says man does like to lie
And think they have too much brain
So if I think she’s stupid
She not trusting no man again
Then she ask me to bring my priest
She wants to conduct an interview
And after six months probation
She will see what she can do
They say that love is blind
Well brother today love can see
I take my diamond ring
And ran and jump in a taxi
I’m sorry for the next guy
Who try to marry her
And mark my words when I tell you
Many will run away very far
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Kasim Ishmael
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