Humorous Rant Poems

Dear Fate,

I hate you. 
I detest you. 
I despise you.
I loathe you in ridicule. 
I reject you outright.
You are no good Fate. I am sure...

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Well I'm a bit agoraphobic so I stay at home for my aerobics but it's not good for my dome to play alone in a...

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You will not be a Bunny Girl
I simply will not have it
I will not let you work in bars
While dressed up like a rabbit 

Men...

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I’m keeping my temper, goshdarnit and crud!
But these f-ing a-holes are boiling my blood!!
I’M TALKING TO YOU, YOU [word censored; too graphic]!!!
(I really don’t like...

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I hate bad drivers and young whippersnappers
Who ignore old Bing and choose Gangsta Rappers.
The lack of good manners in young and old too
Makes me shake...

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I was bringing in my groceries in the pouring rain.
My efforts to stay dry were just in vain.
Trip after trip I made, and I got...

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III Rant

I’m not ranting and raving
not me that’s badly behaving
so dishonest, media people
can’t tell a Trump Tower from a steeple
you just can’t get it right...

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One day I was flipping through the TV channels 
When I happened
To chance upon
Oprah 
Who was interviewing this suspicious-looking fellow,
Who turned out to be some...

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A vast rant can last and mask a task                ...

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