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Humor Prose Poems

These Humor Prose poems are examples of Prose poems about Humor. These are the best examples of Prose Humor poems written by international poets.


CHAMELIONS AND WATERMELONS
CHAMELIONS AND WATERMELONS 

One foot forward, pause a sec
Two foot forward, pause and check
Googley green goggles, round and round spies. 
Slow reptilian eyes spots garden...

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Categories: prose, animal, fun, funny, hilarious,



Premium Member Charger One and Charger Two
They call me the charger I told white string haughtily.
Then who am I? White string asked.
Sticking up her aluminum cubed nose,
Refusing to be plugged into...

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Categories: prose, family,

WIND AND THE RAIN
both from sky
way up high
comes down
blow thing around
it can be a pain
THE
WIND AND THE RAIN...

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Categories: prose, adventure, humor,

Wisdom
Wisdom

Oh, blessed is the lucky one
Beloved by fellow men,
                ...

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Categories: prose, poetry,

Premium Member Charley Wins Prizes
Charley has taken his class hostage; he is seven.
His classmates are terrified of his out-of-control behaviors.
There is a perpetual glare on his face, he seems...

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Categories: prose, anti bullying, bullying, humor,

Premium Member My Mouth Went Running Off Today
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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Categories: prose, 10th grade, 11th grade,

When You Know
When your boss calls you aside and asks
why you are smiling all the time
on the salary he gives you,
you know
he suspects you of raiding the...

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Categories: prose, funeral, granddaughter, humor,

Premium Member There Were Reindeer
Winter storm Blizzard, dangerous 
White out conditions.   An unassuming man
From Puerto Rico was driving in it, when
He and hundreds of others were forced...

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Categories: prose, 10th grade, 11th grade,

I NEED A LAWYER ANYONE HELP ME
THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN TO ME ON JANUARY 29, 2018 
I WAS WALKING UP 60th SREET FROM MY HOUSE THAN 
I TRIP OVER A PICE...

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Categories: prose, 5th grade, age, angel,

I NEED ANYONE HELP GET ME A LAWYEER
THIS IS MY LAW SUIT BELOW
I TRULY NEED A LAWYER PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME GET A LAWYER TO TAKE MY CASE IT IS A WIENER...

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Categories: prose, 9th grade, anti bullying,

Premium Member My Love For Christmas Parties At Work
She handed me a shandygaff which I took to right away.
Oh, me, oh, my, I was soon drunker than a tipsy sailor,
And singing better than...

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Categories: prose, jobs,

Premium Member I Would Like To Be A Changeling Next
Some wanted to be tigers.  The angels talked a few out of it,
Two were led away, because they had a ridiculously silly hissy fit.
Six...

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Categories: prose, fantasy,

Premium Member AMUSED BY THE UNIVERSE
I’m a secret watcher of Dr. Who, but now you know, and his tardis is bigger on the inside as the cult following knows. So...

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Categories: humor, imagery, poets,

Premium Member HER MOMs AN ANGRY CLEANER
HER MOM’S AN ANGRY CLEANER

I’ve gone stark raving mad. That’s what we ladies do. Cleaning rag in hand, vacuuming the crumbs, tossing dishes like flying...

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Categories: humor, woman, work,

Premium Member Loving Miss RaggleToots
She was the best teacher ever born in our county, a tiny woman with a giant adventurous soul.
Miss Fizzle from Magic School bus was probably...

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Categories: prose, teacher,

Not A Serious Discussion of Doctrine
"Does god take a daily shytte?"
"Of course not."
"But I thought god could do anything."
"He can."
"Even take a shytte?"
"I suppose so."
"Would it be magic shytte? Should...

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Categories: prose, atheist, christian, hindi, islamic,

My Romantic Prose
Always cheesy
You can see the ooey-gooey cheddar
Dripping off the page
- My romantic prose
...

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Categories: prose, happy, humor, love, poetry,

Fake vs reality
Fighting between fake and reality
The first day when I sign up in Earth
With the vast terms and conditions, now I’ve lost
Terms were issued in hospital...

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© Raj Ranjit  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: prose, lonely, loss, lost, mirror,

My Phantom Lovsr
i awoke to the most delicious sensations....
mmmmmmmmmmm...
'She's back,' i thought stretching sensuouly, 'my phantom lover.'
She was everywhere at once....
tongue circling my left nipple
insistently sucking my...

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Categories: dream, humor, lust, passion,

Premium Member We Can't Save Everybody
The first grader was giving us the best story ever, standing in front of the class, yelling
It out proudly, and showing us the picture he...

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Categories: prose, 11th grade, 12th grade,