Funny Problem Is Poems

I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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Every wonder where they come from?
I’m just glad that I still have some.
Sometimes they’re pleasant and seem good,
sometimes vague and misunderstood.

At times they’re funny or...

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He is a real problem the other counselor told me
She has given me a year of misinformation
So, I am not ready to jump on this...

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hell is not in goodbye...
forever hell is in hello...

stan sand...

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Bats who are hanging in need of a crap
Are advised to themselves not besmirch
Much better to go for a toiletry flap
Than do their own poo...

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He said he was on quite a spree.
I asked what his next crime would be.
   I meant it in jest,
   As...

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Dutch cruller, rich and sweet,
Belgium chocolates, nothing like them.
Scottish kale, made into tasty broth.
New England crab, pride of the Atlantic,
Cuba’s sweet and sour daiquiri.
America’s tastiest...

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I was standing in a queue with a person just behind us,
They kept moving and got too close - a bad case of compass-itis......

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A BEAR OF A PROBLEM

Mother bear has said no climbing trees
in the woods
But she climbs higher than little bear 
ever could 

It's sometimes a good...

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isn't it so funny, how serious we take life
we have to put ourselves above the others
and we call this journey strife
truly all the pressure, comes...

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One of the most gallant stands of courage and                ...

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A problem shared is a problem halved,

Or at least that’s what we’re told.

But the fact is my dear, that just isn’t true

When the problem is...

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I don’t have a drinking problem
I drink til I get drunk
Then I stumble home
    Where I live all alone
   ...

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The little thrill as the wave’s ripple in
Making the hairs stand up, on the surface of my skin.
The kiss of the sun with its warm...

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They were nearing LaGuardia Airport when the pilot felt a sudden urge.
He told the copilot to grab the yoke saying his bladder he must purge!
He...

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