Humorous Prison Poems

The Trial.

 

Arthur, Sammy, Davis, Junior, Stevie Wonder, Bob, Mick, Sue, Carver. You are being charged with the partial demolition of a listed building. Endangering...

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The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained...

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Stir Crazy Daze
by M. Griswold
03222020

Our Government has quarantined us to minimize
this Pandemic which has grown too wild in size.
Now we are all house bound captives...

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Cletus O'Toole in a moment of greed

   'Borrowed' the judge's magnificent steed

      To steal a horse not his'n

...

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The pendulum jumps back and forth
I wonder if it ever gets bored
Really such a regular sight
Once to the left, twice to the right

What if I...

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He was known by his nickname 'Shifty' Lars

   Who specialized in stealing brand-new cars

      He'd never get caught

...

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Young Robert Mitchum
just couldn't ditch 'em
His party down the toilet
when cops came to spoil it

When he then faced the judge
the law wouldn't budge
Sixty days he...

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The teacher's feet flew up on the desk,
    Striking the class as rather grotesque:
       It caused...

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harvests all grass
growing in every head, beard
boils it for soup...

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When Rhyme was a crime:


I send all my kites in metaphorical rhyme,
So the screws can't decipher them in time.

I hang low compared to all the...

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I spent a year or two aboard
A sea faring vessel 
Through the gale and through the rain
With Lord Neptune I did wrestle 

Me Capitan was...

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She was a kleptomaniac,
His wife of thirty years.
The risks she took for stuff of little value
Had all but driven him to tears.

She had such low...

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Trapped again!

Maze hidden cheddar eluding 
every twisting turn a doorway 
to the path I’ve already forgotten
a spirit broken within each hidden cul-de-sac.

I cry.

Depression building my...

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