Humorous Princess Poems

My dear,                       ...

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The stork has past us by,                                       ...

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I’ll ask you again 
     Mirror mirror on the wall
          This is...

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Hopalong was a frog
Who dreamed of a better life
Dreaming of a kiss from a princess
Who he could take for a wife
 
Now, dreams don’t often...

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I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.
After killing seven fake...

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She didn’t play poker so well.
Her bluff was as clear as a bell.
   Her insides would quaver
   So much that they...

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When I grow up, will I still be princess?

Of course, says glowing daddy. 
 
A roll of the queen’s eyes....

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Let us learn together what is good 
As the tongue tastes food 
Upon whom doesn't rise his light? 
When at noon they groped as in...

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THE PRINCESS AND THE SWAN

As the storm raged, there were several knocks on the door,
She stood the completely drenched, from her head down to the...

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GOLDIE: THE PRINCESS WHO FOUND HER PRINCE

She knocked on the door, completely soaked to the skin,
Hoping that someone was there, who would kindly let her...

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~Diana, Princess Of Wales~
(Senryu)


The Princess of Wales 
was beautiful and kind, Queen
of Hearts forever


Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2007



April.22.2016


~Author's Notes:

Senryu (also called human haiku) is an unrhymed...

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FOR MEN ONLY #2Contest


Yee Haaaa--- a Contest made for me
I'm a man and should write free
With no woman to tell me what
To bend my ear...

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To My Prince Charming
I.	I actually don`t know how I could start,
This poem for you, even though I`m smart
It could have been easy if I know...

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Winter is about to hit full force

It is inevitable but each year, us Canadian dudes

Wish for it to be milder and less snowy than usual

Can't...

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(Limerick) 

There once was a very old Princess 
Who loved to race cars and play chess. 
She loved to glitter 
And she wasn't a quitter...

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