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Funny Places Poems

These Funny Places poems are examples of Places poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Places Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Break

Summer break, 
Winter break... 

Don't be fake...
Life is at stake.

Make a difference, 
and then, eat cake
for goodness sake. 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: places, 1st grade, angel, chocolate,

Hotelier Lloyds and Customer Curtis
To me Lloyd can’t attend:
He does badly offend,
Customers’ patience bend;
After them could dogs send,
So that cries might air rend,
One sure to go crazy,
When Lloyd’s answer...

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Categories: conflict, desire, food, places,

Premium Member Toasty Santa
Down came jolly Santa, lickety-split
not checking to see if a fire was lit.
He shot out of the chimney
while dancing a fast shimmy-
His job is oft...

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Categories: places, christmas, dance, fire, giggle,

A strict district
All the folks in the district 
Know that they should walks restrict
Or guards shall restrict their walks:
Make them suspend lengthened talks
Or with lengthened talk send...

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Categories: bullying, community, places, prejudice,

The Strange but True Story of the Lincoln Imp
Down in hell, that stronghold of sin.
strange things stir, but let me begin.
I'll get to the point. Some details I'll skimp.
I tell the tale of...

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Categories: gothic, mystery, places,

Premium Member My Thoughts My Ego
“When thoughts cease to flow ~                   ...

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Categories: humor, places, poems, sleep,

Premium Member My Place
I  cannot recall my very first place 
as a baby I did not know my home; 
a new baby's room dressed with pretty lace...

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Categories: places, baby, dog, friend, home,

Premium Member The Gilt Hours In-Between
I was a busy archaeologist, who enjoyed interesting and fulfilling work,
And I was very intrigued, with the ancient sites where mystery lurked. 

My painstaking work...

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Categories: places, fantasy, imagery, mystery, nature,

Premium Member The Mall is Now a Ghost Town
If you need to ease your mind,
With silence ever vast.
The mail, a place where you will find,
The ghosts of retail past.

Starting in the parking lot,

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© JD Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: places, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Carmel by the Sea
Image of Carmel by the Sea by Pixabay.

Carmel by the Sea

Three-quarter distance to the city
the rose bowl parade's held,
paying a friend another visit
as if the...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: city, places, sea,

The Destination
My eyes open to the feeling of the warm sunshine glow 
The bed feels so good that getting up will be slow
Peering through my bedroom...

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Categories: places, car, funny, hilarious, humor,

Premium Member Old House Blues
bats in the attic
   spiders on the floor
nobody stops to see me no more
bugs in the kitchen
   termites in...

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Categories: places, fun, home, song,

Premium Member The Lady Who Went Places
There once was a lady named Genene
Who went places she’s never seen

She wore an old crown
While in every town

Till she was mistaken for a queen!

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Categories: places, adventure, celebrity, character, funny,

Premium Member IT'S A MAD WORLD- In a Lancashire Accent
IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...

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Categories: places, crazy, food, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Craziest Time At A Friend's House
I was over at a friend's house 
to watch the superbowl 
with three other friends 2 years ago

Mid-game, he started telling us
about the weirdest dream...

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Categories: crazy, dream, humor, places,