Humorous Picture Poems

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Geraldine Giraffe liked dining high class
Chose kale over dandelions, crabgrass
          Never drank tea from carafe
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The picture 
She bends over the lace making table
Fingers swollen knuckles hard and round
Silent conversation hands to cotton, cotton to hand
Weaving and wefting
 Curling and...

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If I write when sat on the toilet - is it poetry in motion?

(Just asking for a friend!)

07/03/23...

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Pacha Mama 

The name means Earth Mother
 
Today she is stylish and humorous 
her big eyes show 
endless love 
emitting positive energy
which invigorates every second

The...

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If they are females 
They must take the test to become ladies. 
When they are born, they have no dots. 
They can get them only...

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She is pompous, arrogant,
One sided. Espousing prophetic nonsense 
Self-assured for no reason whatsoever
I listen to her internal volcano
Trying to conquer me in one of her...

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Some say “broken picture” instead of “broken record”
Let's get our idioms straight to avoid the literary hoards
Kinda humorous though
Turned my crank, don't ya know
Holy doo...

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I detest the way folks stare at me
If I’m honest I find it extremely rude
They comment about my dress and my smile
It puts me in...

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Picture of a Weasel

While he worked on an easel
Painted picture of a weasel
Some schnitzel sounds good
Have some wish I could
Maybe sneeze I now will....

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The Dorset Naga

world's hottest chilli pepper

a contorted face...

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