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Humor Personification Poems

These Humor Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Humor. These are the best examples of Personification Humor poems written by international poets.


DANGLING CONTEMPLATION


What's a necktie 
dangling for?

     Too stiff, too thin 
     to be scarf, a bib 
 ...

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Categories: age, analogy, anxiety, culture,



Premium Member The Mockingbird
Day 1:
It’s early and I need my fix, berries or seed
I will fly next door but must watch for the monster
He is fluffy and orange...

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Categories: bird, humor,

Premium Member The Honey Badger
A Honey Badger's on the prowl....

"Don't mind if I do help myself 
With some honey as you guys swarm me
Loudly buzz about my ears, and...

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Categories: animal, humor, imagery, nature,

Premium Member Ode to the Period
			I know you're just a tiny dot,
			but in the world of writing, not		
			a mark more powerful exists.
			When thoughts get jammed up, you insist
			they separate and...

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Categories: humor, love,

Premium Member Cat in my Canvas
No other cats are blue.
Why me?
She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman.
Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue?
Uh-oh. Here she comes again.
Yesterday...

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Categories: art, cat, funny, humor,



Premium Member If I Were an Igloo
If I were an igloos I would be different than the others, 
more flamboyant.
Painted in rainbow colors, 
I would play hip hop music, and I...

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Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Crusty McBakeface Tells It Like It Is
I held this thing together,
I stayed strong around your airiness,
How wrong is it to be the one
that keeps us from precarious
collapse? “You are my rock!”,...

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Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Here She Comes Again
Here she comes again,
That clip-happy, snippy crone who fancies herself a gardener.
What?
She is doing such a horrible job of it.
She clipped two of us unmercifully...

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Categories: flower, fun, funny, garden,

Comeuppance
Like a frowsy, dowdy
old housewife
I sit largely
unnoticed
stout and squat
a sort of kitchen sentry
rarely appreciated
until some minor crisis-

Cough, sniffle, stomachache
a particularly bad day
or fancy party...
then things...

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Categories: anger, feelings, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The reason my dog ignores me
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said, 
What was it you had to say?
Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts, 
I heard a...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Let Me Be A Goffhammer
If I am to be a tool, please let me be a goffhammer.
Let me forge and cast, and let my knives be envied.

If I am...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Science Lesson From a Mayfly
Damselflies are dainty, they are wisest of the wise.
Dragonflies a bit dumpy, much bigger than you and I.
I am a three-tailed Mayfly, so I am...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member My Favorite Part of The Dog Park
I chase my tail, and bark happily, 
because my master has brought me today
I make friends all over the place, careful to speak 
in the...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member My Mouth Went Running Off Today
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member The Unhappy Keyboard
I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard. 
We are a...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member I Am Extinct
I am low to the ground, covered lizard, I will always be
I am not easy to catch, even more difficult to see.
I have not been...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member I am a Mammal
I am a mammal.  She is a mammal.  He is a mammal.
I have flippers, she has flippers, he has flippers.
We all have a...

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Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Cutting The Cheese

It curd to me
(sorry I had to squeak that one in)
Not everybody can tolerate you
In fact some people think you outright stink
Sure you can be...

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Categories: break up, food, humor,

Premium Member The Refrigerator Boogies
I was dancing and prancing 
And singing whooped Dee Dee
Not realizing I was not alone
Until he opened his shirt to me

He threw out the mayo,...

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Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade,

Milo Gets A Chiropractor
One day, Myopic Milo; went slithering across the street; and met with some misfortune; as a car, he tried to greet.

It really sent him flying;...

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Categories: animal, humor, humorous, imagination,