Humor Personification Poems
These Humor Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Humor. These are the best examples of Personification Humor poems written by international poets.
DANGLING CONTEMPLATION Categories: age, analogy, anxiety, culture,
What's a necktie
Too stiff, too thin
to be scarf, a bib
The Mockingbird Categories: bird, humor,
It’s early and I need my fix, berries or seed
I will fly next door but must watch for the monster
He is fluffy and orange...
The Honey Badger Categories: animal, humor, imagery, nature,
A Honey Badger's on the prowl....
"Don't mind if I do help myself
With some honey as you guys swarm me
Loudly buzz about my ears, and...
Ode to the Period Categories: humor, love,
I know you're just a tiny dot,
but in the world of writing, not
a mark more powerful exists.
When thoughts get jammed up, you insist
they separate and...
Cat in my Canvas Categories: art, cat, funny, humor,
No other cats are blue.
She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman.
Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue?
Uh-oh. Here she comes again.
If I Were an Igloo Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
If I were an igloos I would be different than the others,
Painted in rainbow colors,
I would play hip hop music, and I...
Crusty McBakeface Tells It Like It Is Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor,
I held this thing together,
I stayed strong around your airiness,
How wrong is it to be the one
that keeps us from precarious
collapse? “You are my rock!”,...
Here She Comes Again Categories: flower, fun, funny, garden,
Here she comes again,
That clip-happy, snippy crone who fancies herself a gardener.
She is doing such a horrible job of it.
She clipped two of us unmercifully...
Comeuppance Categories: anger, feelings, humor, humorous,
Like a frowsy, dowdy
I sit largely
stout and squat
a sort of kitchen sentry
until some minor crisis-
Cough, sniffle, stomachache
a particularly bad day
or fancy party...
The reason my dog ignores me Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said,
What was it you had to say?
Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts,
I heard a...
Let Me Be A Goffhammer Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,
If I am to be a tool, please let me be a goffhammer.
Let me forge and cast, and let my knives be envied.
If I am...
Science Lesson From a Mayfly Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,
Damselflies are dainty, they are wisest of the wise.
Dragonflies a bit dumpy, much bigger than you and I.
I am a three-tailed Mayfly, so I am...
My Favorite Part of The Dog Park Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,
I chase my tail, and bark happily,
because my master has brought me today
I make friends all over the place, careful to speak
My Mouth Went Running Off Today Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...
The Unhappy Keyboard Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,
I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard.
We are a...
I Am Extinct Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,
I am low to the ground, covered lizard, I will always be
I am not easy to catch, even more difficult to see.
I have not been...
I am a Mammal Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
I am a mammal. She is a mammal. He is a mammal.
I have flippers, she has flippers, he has flippers.
We all have a...
Cutting The Cheese Categories: break up, food, humor,
It curd to me
(sorry I had to squeak that one in)
Not everybody can tolerate you
In fact some people think you outright stink
Sure you can be...
The Refrigerator Boogies Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade,
I was dancing and prancing
And singing whooped Dee Dee
Not realizing I was not alone
Until he opened his shirt to me
He threw out the mayo,...
Milo Gets A Chiropractor Categories: animal, humor, humorous, imagination,
One day, Myopic Milo; went slithering across the street; and met with some misfortune; as a car, he tried to greet.
It really sent him flying;...