Humorous Passion Poems

And what is in a bland 
year
that a great moment 
could not obliterate…

the value of a lifetime
without a season of proximity
shared…?

as one thimble of seawater
passed...

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Foggy mists engulfed the bright
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park
 
 
A kiss that did...

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She drinks herbal tea.

Goes foraging in the woods at the weekend.

Wears weird clothes.

Tells me if I pass her 27 point plan, I can go to...

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This occasion I will be quick

use all my every wit and trick

fast as a shooting star
I will follow, like a mammoth
comet I will cut through...

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A love potion meant for her high school beau
She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go
With my passions on fire
When I expresed my desire
She replied "You're...

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Passion~an emotion,                       ...

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There was a girl from Tibet
With plans for the man she met
She loved him she said
And took him to bed
And now she drives his Corvette

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I think we are all drummers – 
of course, drum musicians know
that drumming is not just pounding
on the skins (well, vinyl these days) – 
there...

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I told her marriage was an institution.
She went mental.
I consoled myself with shooting the tortoise.
It was for the best.
There was no way it would win...

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It was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing 
two headed asexual 
gang of socialite housewives 
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media 
love for handguns...

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Tears now soak the pillowcase where once you laid your head
I am weeping uncontrollably now that eulogies have been said,
And since you are gone with...

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Always salty and usually bitter
help encourage the spitter —
still better than the wonts
and those dreaded donts —
saved by the tolerable quitter.

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Written: 05.08.21
Contest: Quitters Never Win
Sponsor:...

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As I walk down the busy street,                  ...

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Oh, grapevines divine
When I in awesome wonder
Consume the wines from which your grapes are made
My taste buds erupt in sparkling praise and accolades
And my comments...

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I wonder if she thinks of me
Does she see my body in her mind
Like I see hers wrapped around me
Does she taste me on her...

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