Sorry Parody Poems

23 The Lord is well peppered;
I shall add salt,
2 He laid out the green peppers;
and poured the chili sauce,
3 all into my bowl;
that's filled generously...

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To Ohm it may concern,

Please volt in the upcoming electrons.  Currently Watts is sparking some interest by generating some positive juice, while Joules is...

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News is abhorring
And so boring
Starting from the break of dawn
I think we need
To be indeed
Vaccinated for the yawn

They always try
The same tired lie
Their old shtick...

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I’m silly lonely laughing too
I hear the music but don’t have you
Hey there’s a square I’ll dance down the hall
The music has meaning with each...

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 Parchment letter sealed with wax
Ancient communication did not fax
Addressed to me in elaborate style
The ink was crimson, it did beguile.

With hands that shook I...

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Well! Damned Nation…
Oh. Hey! You there!
You are in a rush, 
I see.
Can you point me to the holly-caust?
Where the burn of sulfur flares? 
Ah yessss,...

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Hannibal L.

It was during a time I was visiting,
in a cell that felt like hell,
a doctor and killer most riveting.
I shall call him Hannibal L.
This...

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The women is a storm-

she gets and she gores,

just before she warms,

because the the women is a storm...

Her lips are her pours,

her hips really should...

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Mumbling, rambling, wizened and old
This sorry old man leaves me angry and cold.
How such a fool made it this far
Must be the luck of some...

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Two drunks converged in a crowed bar
And sorry that I knew them both
And be one patron, long I stared
Looking out for each I really cared
As...

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Yap Yap Yap
Who said that?
Oh, it’s you just being a ****

Yap Yap Yap
Who just said that?
Or was it me being a prat

Yap Yap Yap
Who barked...

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My baby left me on a summers day, right before the draft snapped me up.
I want you I need you! I love you! I cried...

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This is a rap parody that I wrote for my daughter to sing.  The original song is “I like it” by Cardi B

I like...

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I was  down in Westminster the other night

and there I saw a most horrible sight.

I thought I saw a man without a head.

Cromwell? I...

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Six legs. A crusty shell. I try to smash them but they're quick. You see, sir, 'roaches make the pie more thick. Why did you...

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