Prayer Parody Poems

My muse is gone, 
good riddance to the witch
And don’t come back,
you extraneous lil b’itch
Off to prey on others,
pour napalm on their souls
Sublimate good poetry,
burn...

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The material world
is immaterial
The world of consciousness
is conscious
That the physical world
Is part and parcel of
Consciousness...

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One day when the sun seemed hotter than hell,
at lunch, pre-teen Goldibear started to yell.
"Who's fixing my sandwich, who's warming my soup?
and ice cream! ...

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Did you watch it, what a show
Little Mikey slammed around,
Battered slowly blow by blow
With accusations that astound.

Pocahontas on the war path,
She’s the one that wields...

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An answered prayer for those opportunists,
Stealing valued objects on their lists!
To make money out of what’s left and danger,
The goal of every human-scavenger!
Fire shocked the...

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The surface is truly strange
a facet full of facade
my heart is singing; 
a strange chant...
"the words are unclear like mud water"
sinking the ship of a...

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Our Father who are in heaven
Hollow Super Bowl 52 Day	
Be thy game day and reign 
On Earth as it is in heaven

Give us this day
The...

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I’m very proud of my self-righteous stripes,
I’ve given more alms than you have my whole life
My self-flaggelations is more painful than anybody’s are
	I’m sure that...

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Soon you'll be out of my life,
and I'll be better.
You thought that I'd be weak,
but I'm stronger
You thought that you'd break me, 
but I'll never...

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“Dear Lord and Savior, hear my plea.
I've one request - wait, two or three....
This time though, I'm in a fix,
so maybe there'll be five or...

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You stare as if you know
how my blood runs through my veins.

What wood are you?
Did you not come from a clan
of massacred trees
chiseled by an...

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Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?...

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God made all people
But some better than others?
Stop being silly....

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Invisible chap
Bearded egomaniac
Probably not real...

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UNSUPPORTED CODE What Will I Do?   Where Will I Go?

What will I do?  Where will I go?
Which direction I’ll take…  I...

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