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Halloween Parody Poems

These Halloween Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Halloween. These are the best examples of Parody Halloween poems written by international poets.

Bleach In Flask No Need To Mask

Immune to the virus, I am. 
I eat green eggs and ham. 
That I eat daily with a fork. 
Hah, science, I’m no dork!

I use...

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Categories: parody, anger, farewell, funny, humor,

The Awakening

Skylight unshaded and yet still it rests
Dark clouds impeding the sunlight’s ingress
To many it’s frightening, but in truth the lightning
May, this day, the catalyst be

This...

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Categories: halloween, parody, sleep,

Walking Dead On Halloween

On Halloween night, the walking dead clones
Shuffle around with mumbled grunts and groans
But have no fear
When they come near
They would rather die, than turn off...

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Categories: halloween, humorous, parody,

Frankie Boy



Frankie boy,
you’re so ghoulishly handsome
with your graveyard tan

My baby boy is
one Munster hunk of a man 
With your strong and cold 
cadaver Addams Family hands

You’re...

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Categories: fun, humorous, parody, word

I Got a Rock

On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go.
I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks through their windows.
I never even get one piece...

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Categories: parody, child, childhood, funny, halloween,

In a Crazy Zombie World

(If you know the song, Winter Wonderland, 
try singing the words of this to that tune!)

Zombies move, but seem vapid,
and their walk is not rapid.
But...

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Categories: parody,

Halloween City Style

Which - 'Witch' is which :)
 when a Bat doesn't need a ball to fly home,
 can’t tell a Black Kat from a black cat...

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Categories: halloween, humorous, imagination, parody,

Halloween Horror

Gobblins and ghosts flew by last night 
They woke me up with a terrible fright 
Chasing monsters and gouls away from the lights 
I wish...

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Categories: parody, adventure, childhood, fantasy, fear,

I Love You / Blue

I love you blue,
Holding arms aloft to
Let spring breezes waken you.

I love you misty grey,
Moving through the shadows
At the dawning of the day.

I love you...

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Categories: parody, song-lyrichalloween, love,

Mr. Dumpty's Unfortunate Accident

At approximately 2:45 pm on the afternoon of November lst, police were called to 
the address of one Dairy Lane, where they found the broken...

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Categories: parody, halloween,

Yes, Little Shar, There Is a Santanic Claws!

You bet he's real,
He oft scratches at my door...
Not like Christy's cheesey racoons...
Guess she don't rate the grand tour...
I told him to go stalk Christy...
While...

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Categories: adventure, imagination, mystery, parody,

Dance of the Boogeymen(An Unusual Halloween Hors D'Oeuvre)

Twirling around and around in the Night Sphere
Creepy eyes that scream out for a Partner in Loungerie
Two
plus 2
6 and then Twenty
The Boogeymen of the night
Catching...

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Categories: death, imagination, parody, time,

Night Terrors

THE BOOGEYMAN WILL GET YOU-LOOK OUT!!
They have said that to me ever since I was a wee boy
Lurking under the sheets,in the closet,behind one's back
Especially...

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Categories: parody, angst, childhood, introspection, mystery,

Hating People Halloween Too

Hating People Halloween Too 
Hating People Halloween Too 
I met a man I didn't like, 
He told me Superman ain't real. 
He said" angels fly...

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Categories: parody, people, science fiction,