Girlfriend Parody Poems

Jingle Bells, shotgun shells,
Rabbit got away,
O what fun it is to ride
In my beat-up Chevrolet, [hey!]
(repeat)

Racing down the road
We’re on a gleeful ride,
My special girlfriend...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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I once went out with a virus
She told me her name was Iris
Gave me a fever
Quite the deceiver
So I left with a bad sinus

Then she...

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Old Jane Gallagher, 
she was fine, 
in that sun shining on an every-day-girl sort of way.
Giggling 
as her checkers clacked and she stacked up her...

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in the dream I had 
many appeared
extras plenty
but loved ones too

all had seen
that same dream
but only one got it
others had no clue...

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Loves Chance
 
loves in town taking chances
 dancing with all the girls
 turning out very short romances
 loves been at it again flirting with the...

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A girl runs out yelling” ice cream”
 For the colorful truck to wait
As she leaves the window
And hurriedly runs out the gate

The beautiful music that...

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i am not weak 
just because im not a man 
i have seen men beg 
and plead
i have seen them on their knees 
i have...

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Face book


Come home from work 
See my girlfriend crying
 She can’t get on face book
And whole day she trying

Well I try to fix the computer
To...

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Trinidad boys


Have a guy in Trinidad
He says he’s a ladies man
So I ask him to tell me how
t very slow so I can understand

He has...

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Shall I compare thee to your mother's ****?
Thou aren’t more lovely, but more flatulent.
Rough winds do shake it; and bring on a farce
And all her...

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Shall I compare thee to my Adelaide?
Thou art less lovely and less temperate.
Rough winds shake you, my bony lady May,
Adelaide’s lease hath all a better...

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feirce, furious, rageful,
passive, meek and mild.
infuriated, vicious,
gentle like a child.

irrationally enraged
patient, quiet and calm.
murderously violent,
kind with open arms.

a rabid livid maniac
affectionate and sweet
desperate and demented
benevolent...

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MY DREAMER HE WEAVES THE WESTERN TUNE, WHILE MY HEART SINGS IN ORIENTAL MONSOON.
 so far away, she eagerly awaits me, from such a distance,...

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love 'n'...

food and sex and food and sex
go together like
before and next
anytime we're together
food and sex can make it, better

hunger and lust and hunger and...

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