Funny Owl Poems

Somebody ought to go vacuum the moon
All the space dust is starting to show
Somebody ought to take care of it soon
For the wolves are all...

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" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "


Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori...

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The wise old owl said,                    ...

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Who cares? Who is going? Who wants to know? Who? Who? Who?
Sure. Other people pick up a cockatoo or a parrot. 
So that makes sense.
I...

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King of this barn I am said the owl, and he said it in one loud caw.
The other animals began leaving, for they were afraid...

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Swooping feathers soft and bright
hiding faces in the night
Softly swooping the owl has risen
attacking small creatures with perfect precision

But hark!What's this? It's beady stare
is no...

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Owl’s Whoo Whoo……

Do not ask me whoo is whoo.
   I will tell you whoo whoo whoo!
Whoo can fly at night like me?
 ...

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The Owl saw the vole and thought there is my tea
The vole saw the owl and thought he better recognise me! 
Now Owls  they...

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Hoot E. Owl Esq.
By
Tom Wright

A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high,
Calling out to all, is any wiser than I?
He’d read his book,
From his...

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Night owl


Wake up all the night,
Asleep whole day bright,
Am I a night owl ?

Ward of seriously sick,
Moving my neck at three-sixty is a trick,
Am I...

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An owl sat on our tree outside, and Dragon was completely mesmerized.
So Dragon ask what was his name, and Who was all that he devised.
Dragon...

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Owl Protect This Wall

“Who? Who goes there?
Owl be the judge, beware
Of your presence I’m aware
Your entry Owl impair

My warning you’ve ignored
I’m an expert with a...

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A lonesome coyote howled deep in the wood
And a MOST unwise owl somehow misunderstood
Oh, alas and alack!
She rashly hooted back
(And she hooted as hard as...

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Oh, funny night owl; I relate
to you. I also stay up late!
My eyes, like yours, are mellow green
and staring too, but at a screen.

I stare...

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Little rock hooty owl
sits stoically poised
his roost, the computer tower
atop my desk.
Mr. C.W. Hoots is his name
though he never gives a hoot
least none that I...

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