Humorous Out Of Order Poems

I smiled invitingly, the screen 
Revealed woman of my ideal
Russian silk beauty, pure, unseen 
Pillow lips, brush eyelash appeal 

I said I could serve her...

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Today I will do
some shopping;
just some things
that are needed--
lifelines like coffee
brandy and beer;
and some things
that I don’t need;
those things that
jump out at you,
grab you by...

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God’s Own Daughter!
I am the best rhymer!

Make me win, that is my order!
How you do it, do I have to bother!


Dated: 28/2/2019
Sponsor by: Bobby May
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Proudly the white tummies purposefully sauntered forth
Orange arrow beaks decidedly pointed 
Stubby feet not nearly strong enough to hold them up

Yellow mirrored eyeballs, reflecting the...

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Gets book
Takes look

Vast choice 
Likes ‘Joyce’

Her smiles
Beguiles

Brown Eyes
Trim thighs

Red lips
Slim hips

Pert 'ass'
She’ll pass!

HUGE chest …
Impressed!

Ted’s rash
Pays cash

Wants bride
By side

His home
In Rome

Joyce flies
In skies

On plane
From Spain

His...

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Ted purchased an Internet bride 
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a cock
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied

Ted...

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Ted hunted high and low when trying to find the perfect wife
She must be subservient and fit in with his mundane life

The Internet looked promising...

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Embarrassing moments .. oh I guess we’ve all had a few
But this is one is so memorable so I will share it with you!

My hubby...

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Entire World Order

Did you end ever up is a state of shock?
Finding out you were part of a laughing stock
With something else we were all...

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Order or Sequence of Events

When with my poems I soon reach an end
To everyone all of them will start to send
First to those whose minds...

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