Funny Out Of Gas Poems
These Funny Out Of Gas poems are examples of Out Of Gas poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Out Of Gas Funny poems written by international poets.
Silent but DeadlySilent but Deadly (Written 2014)
In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay,
Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array.
With a glimmer that...
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out of gas, fun, humorous, old,
GasA gassy stomach isn't funny
If you fart it comes out runny
Your pants are full of liquid gas
That wouldn't stay in your a--...
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out of gas, funny, humorous,
My Gassy Dog CarterI once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just...
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out of gas, allegory, animal, dog, funny,
Noisily Obsessed"Fart Proudly!" Benjamin Franklin Once Wrote
A troublesome guest is best not to tote
For happy intestines
It was Ben's suggestion
A good fart is worthy of a good...
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out of gas, allusion, animal, fun, funny,
I Have GasBeans can be transformed into a gas substance without a shape
Nothing like a solid or liquid it just poofs into the atmosphere
Some poisonous more is...
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out of gas, funny,
All That Gas-TyHoney
Bunny
Sunny
Funny
Honey Bunny infant coos gently,
Then sunny eyes roll— hiccups funny.
Your Turn For A Tyburn Contest, Charles Messina
13 August 2019...
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out of gas, baby, giggle,
Have You Got Gas
Have You Got Gas?
By: Tom Wright
8/1/2006
I power your mowers and propel your cars
One of many derivatives from a barrel of oil,
Pushing three stage rockets past...
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out of gas, funny, power,
Jan's Chocolate AdventuresJan caught a jet plane to New York
Where bacon does not come from pork
To end her trip
Jan let one rip
The Captain delivered a stork
Jan's flight...
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out of gas, chocolate, flying, funny, silly,
Gas Station SushiOw! gas station sushi.
I want my gas station sushi.
I don't care about the cramps & the whooshi.
Just give me my gas station...
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out of gas, funny, humorous, hurt, pain,
Do Slugs Suffer From GasDo slugs - I ever wonder suffer from gas
After having a session within the cabbage patch
But just in case one blows and ends up...
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out of gas, children, funny, wind,
Laughing GasLaughing hard can cause involuntary bursts of gas...toot!
---------------10.11.2016
Funny One Liner: Silent One Contest...
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out of gas, humorous,
Human GasA build up bubble,
Created in the lower half,
Began to expand in the stomache,
Stretching out the pants,
When beginning to release,
Squeezing the butt cheeks together,
Sliding out slowly,
Feeling...
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out of gas, funny,
GasTwinkle twinkle big star,
Who let out a big fart,
The air is polluted,
I can't breath,
Give me a gas mask,
Or next time just leave,
Wear tight clothing,
And don't...
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out of gas, funny, giggle,
Lumpy Rumpy and the Rotten Egg GasLumpy Rumpy, now a high school lad,
I'm afraid is still acting very bad,
In his school laboratory he did amass,
Some stinking, self-made, rotten egg gas.
He corked...
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out of gas, children, funny,
I Am All Gastoday I am all gas
no words come out
if I do a hand stand
perhaps
a passing poem
will pass
my pass...
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out of gas, funny, poems, poetry, poets,