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Animal Out Of Gas Poems

These Animal Out Of Gas poems are examples of Out Of Gas poems about Animal. These are the best examples of Out Of Gas Animal poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Gas Attacks
Plagued by gas attacks was Willy Weasel
  His tummy churned from frequent upheaval ~
     Then Willy got a hot tip
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Categories: out of gas, animal, humor, sick,



Premium Member Homeless Now Car-Less Soon
Just because I had a job
Doesn't mean I was gainfully employed
Or could afford my college degrees
Or even to eat, to sleep
So working low wage jobs...

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Categories: out of gas, animal, anxiety, car, cheer

My Gassy Dog Carter
I once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just...

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Categories: out of gas, allegory, animal, dog, funny,

Noisily Obsessed
"Fart Proudly!" Benjamin Franklin Once Wrote
A troublesome guest is best not to tote
For happy intestines
It was Ben's suggestion
A good fart is worthy of a good...

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Categories: out of gas, allusion, animal, fun, funny,


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