Humorous One And Only Poems
These Humorous One And Only poems are examples of One And Only poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of One And Only Humorous poems written by international poets.
Easter as interpreted by oneEaster as interpreted by one...
rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,
and rebuked courtesy
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious...
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one and only, adventure, bible, celebration, christian,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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one and only, animal, dog, funny, humor,
make that one look like a trollopMake that one look like a trollop grandma said.
We thought that she had lost it; blown something inside her head.
Here are the clothes I want...
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one and only, humorous,
an expensive one to breakI keep returning to the jewelry store to look at the vase.
It has all of my favorite colors.
hot pink, orange, turquoise, lavender
I really want it,...
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one and only, humorous,
Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...
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one and only, baby, child, emotions, feelings,
Mamma - Silent One -POTD
Mamma you work very hard for our family
Always giving and never taking
Mother's Day is on March 10 in the UK
Mother's Day is on May 12...
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one and only, angel, family, life, love,
One generic baby boomer, a garden variety sexagenarianOne generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...
offers his interpretation of critical race theory
I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated,
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,
kind, learned, male,...
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one and only, 12th grade, abuse, africa,
One Day Hoonkie Came To King Salz's HallOne day, Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall,
Demanded a penny, but the king's voice did fall,
He seized the poor Hoonkie, threw him in the gaol,
In...
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one and only, funny, humor, satire,
A Big One She CravedA tropical fruit is nutritious
Bananas are mighty delicious
A big one...
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one and only, fruit, humorous, lust,
I'Ve Solved One Climate Change IssueAbout climate change and its effects there has been a lot of chatter.
One concern is that the sea-level is rising and I think I know...
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one and only, humorous, sea,
One Crazy DreamA big dog is pooping out on my lawn.
One I hate – Bill Gates – appears from nowhere.
He scoops up the poop and places it...
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one and only, dream, humorous,
To the One I Lost TwiceIt was a life time ago, ...
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one and only, boy, fun, girl, teen,
One For the Road
lorna applebee is the name
her tale recurs always same
a phlebotomist and i
after twelve mai tai
elope a real bloody shame.
...
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one and only, break up, funny, funny
The Only OneLong time ago in a place called Taiwan,
there was a very talkative woman,
her mouth was like machine gun,
even her dire breath could stun,
but...
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one and only, funny,
Which One Is SheThis is what your grandma looked like when I found her.
Great-grandpa Willy was grinning as wide as a piano bench.
I stared at the photo; four...
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one and only, humorous,