Funny Nursery Poems
These Funny Nursery poems are examples of Nursery poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Nursery Funny poems written by international poets.
Funny Bunny
He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
He ate a carrot,
became a parrot.
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...
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nursery, animal, bird, cute, food,
The Rest of the Story Poetry Contest-The Old Woman in the Shoe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The old woman in the shoe loved the charity shops.
Once she was inside, seems like time stopped.
She rummaged and searched and became quite mad,
But when...
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nursery, humor, woman,
Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....
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children, fun, nursery rhyme,
Ruminant Child
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about
the child would take the same trail.
He tracked her to a learning...
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nursery, cute, fun, giggle, humor,
If You're Ever in CreweThere was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
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nursery, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Hey diddle diddleThe rhyme "Hey diddle diddle"
For me poses a riddle:
What possible need
Has a cat for a fiddle?
A cow might jump over the moon,
So I'm told,
If a...
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humor, nursery rhyme,
White Fluffy Snow Nursery Rhyme
Look at all the white fluffy snow,
I see Birdie the old black crow.
Mommy can I go out and play,
yes but a coat and hat on...
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nursery, child, chocolate, dance, fun,
Legos Nursery RhymesMy bedroom has a rug on the wood floor,
Many colorful squares are everywhere.
I made a tall blue tower up my door,...
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nursery, animal, blue, child, color,
The Rest of HickoryHickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one and down he run,
Hickory Dickory dock – Tik Toc,
The end of Hickory Dickory you...
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nursery, poetry,
One Time In Nursery SchoolOne time when I was in nursey school, Miss Shanahan had everyone sit in a circle and one-by-one say what we wanted to be when...
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nursery, child, funny, god,
Twinkle, TwinkleTwinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
I can see you through my telescope,
And...
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nursery, poetry,
Candy IiCandy, candy
I just love
To eat them
Candy, candy
I just wish
I had EM
Candy, candy
Their so yummy
Candy, candy
For my tummy
Candy, candy
Some are funny
Candy, candy
Taste like honey...
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nursery, candy, fun,
The Circus Nursery RhymeTHE CIRCUS
Circus- tent was bought from the town.
...
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Categories:
nursery, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Mister Jack HornerMister Jack Horner’s
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...
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nursery, food, funny, growing up,
Hush-Hush, Nursery RhymeEh-eh! Wow hush-hush and shush!
Dear , why are you in such a Josh?
You can talk to the cock in dark;
You can sing,...
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Categories:
nursery, 7th grade, 9th grade,