Woman Number Poems

Every now and then out of nowhere you come across
you discover…you find…a story that makes you believe again…
that there is hope for humankind:

A woman…addicted to...

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Age is just a number
Math just made me dumber
I felt my head getting heavier
Every time they put K and G together, the weight

After all there...

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Okay Rico
he say we can jam
ska the genre
Woman take my hand
Okay She-Rasta
you sure you
aint got no man
Pah-pah
woogie woogie
grind and boogie
wasta loopa de
whoompa whoomp-whoomp
Gal wiggle for...

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Narrated Ibn Masud:A man kissed a woman(unlawfully)and then went to the Prophet and informed him.Allah revealed:And offer prayers perfectly at the two ends of the...

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A NUMBER 16 THROW IN 
"how are you the better person, you haven't even learnt to forgive"
Indiana Shaw . . ....

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Kites still left hanging upon the winds oh, yes, the generous enchantment, the ever-innocent simplicity. 

Warning us and swirling around and whooshing about amid the...

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File Number

364 was especially hard to deal with today. 
The worker made a check in the empty box. 
She used red ink. 

Wife beater, 
drinker,...

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Days from now we'll be married
Nervous as I could be
Are you really gonna marry me
Is this thing for real
Stumbling over my yesterday's
Hoping everything will
Be okay
Can't...

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Though he tried to win her affection
    All he got was her rejection
  Then his best friend said he knew
 ...

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HER TALENTS CREATED BARRIERS
FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO WISHED TO REPLACE HER
SOME CITED, THEIR BELEIFS INSTEAD OF SPEAKING
OF HER TALENTS. THE INCREASED COMPETIVE FEELINGS
AMONG THESE...

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This train is coming down the main
This train is rocking my brain
This train is the overcrowded train
This train is washing in the rain
This train is...

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… As the wind blows every branches of the trees 
With its leaves drop down in the ground 
That decays in time.

... As the seasons...

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Apology #2



From:
 
The corporate office
Omaha, Nebraska 



To:

T. Hunter

Subject :

Stupidity harassment from one D. Hunter

Dear Ms. Hunter,

We were shocked and appalled to hear about the unfortunate...

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So I go to the license bureau
to get my plates renewed
(I wish I’d swallowed cyanide instead!)

The man says ‘take a number’
I get ONE NINETY TWO
though...

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Eyes
                        ...

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